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Loud-laughing eating enthusiast from the South. Copywriter and brand strategist @ emdashery. Aspiring novelist and unabashed cat lady. Let's be friends.

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2009
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This owl stole a kid’s stick-horse toy and has been riding it around town in true Halloween spirit
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if my anxiety could be harnessed to create electricity i could power two good-sized cities at least
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of course i have hobbies, for example arguing with people in my head
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think of how much cooler every book would be with dragons, like what if the green light in the great gatsby was A DRAGON EYEBALL
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Today we’re celebrating the 40th anniversary of Murmur, the band’s debut album, released way back when on April 12, 1983. Visit REMHQ to read Bill, Peter, Mike, & Michael's Murmur Memories: bit.ly/murmur40 #murmur40 📸 @BossladyVego
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Everyone please go to your garage and check to see if you have classified documents.
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Joey Bosa looks like Bradley Cooper and the lead singer from Nickelback had a baby.
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You were never going to become a marine biologist. You probably would have killed entire underwater ecosystems. You can barely make a grilled cheese. You're a writer. There were no better choices. Live más.
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I’ve seen a lot of people wondering why Hamlin was on the field for so long. The medical literature overwhelmingly supports working cardiac arrests in place for best outcomes. If commotio cordis, even more important for early defibrillation/CPR. Textbook work tonight. – at Pittsburgh, PA
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Sometimes your role in the meeting is simply to bear witness to tragedy
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Peyton: “Be Smart.” (Patriots Immediately Fumble)
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Dr Pepper’s PR team right now #DrPepperChallenge
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“Kirby… why did you go for 2?” “Cuz I couldn’t go for 3.”
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nothing in my life or education has prepared me for the challenge that is buying women’s jeans right now
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This is what an ACTUAL war on Christmas looks like.
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This is Knox. He has a case of the Mondays. 14/10
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This is Lorna. She had us at hello. Literally. 12/10
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I will be dating Pete Davidson next.
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what would happen if women’s bodies weren’t given expiration dates by our culture, i would like to see it
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