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@sheriffsassy

honorary 5th impractical joker

 Scottsdale, AZ
Joined February 2010
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Hey! Acorns makes it easy to save and invest. Join me and you'll get a free $5 investment! As a perk of referring users, I can get a reward too. Learn more and see terms here. share.acorns.com/oliviarae19…
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Replying to @PopCrave @etalkCTV
Donkey origin story plz
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Gf stressing over school can’t relate but brought my computer out to look like I can relate 🫶
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13th floor
I hate when i get a plain burger and it tastes like it used to have pickles on it #tainted
whos dad is this?
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$18 a day
Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) profile pictureEmily Murnane@emily_murnane11 Aug 2022
My favorite Facebook genre is parents posting unhinged nanny requirements
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needed this, world is healing 😮‍💨😌
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@PopBase29 Jul 2022
Four ‘Barbie’ movies are coming to Netflix in August.
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Replying to @ElJefeDrew @EroticNapkin @Kocosports_TFI @OneCodeWOLF @KennyHammel @Argentinisch @shelbyn_23
I just want to scream. Every day I just want to scream forever.
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I love mexican stray dogs/ on the street dogs
How come growing up I thought getting tape worms and ear wigs were a thing that just would happen to you one day
only 8am and i’ve had 3 drinks help
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live tweeting from first class
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Please tell others that take these. We expect to add more than 1k more meds over the next 12 months, if not sooner.
Zakk (@Zakk_Cash) profile pictureZakk@Zakk_Cash18 Jun 2022
Replying to @mcuban
@mcuban just saved my life making my seizure medication affordable. 💕
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“Three police have been placed on administrative leave after they reportedly watched as a man drowned.” As the man’s wife screamed for them to help, they threatened her: “If you don't calm down, I'm going to put you in my car." Uvalde is not an anomaly. fox10phoenix.com/news/man-de…

'I'm not jumping in after you:' Man drowned in Tempe Town Lake as police watched, transcripts reveal

Three police officers have been placed on administrative leave after they reportedly watched as a man drowned in Tempe Town Lake, transcripts revealed.

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why don’t you get a trophy and a medal of recognition when you payoff your car with no missed payments
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I really hate to ask for help but I’m raising money to check myself into a center to take care of my mental health… it has gotten to the point that I need some extra help. everything in my shop is 20% off for the next week ❤️
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I don’t know how anybody can stop themselves from doing the leg slap, like in mean girls, when they hear jingle Bell rock
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