Comedy//Writer//Performer All teeth are my own.
Derbyshire, England
Joined February 2009
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I'm thinking of having every single completed worksheet tattooed across my body. It wouldn't take long.
#homeschool
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There are tickets left for the 6pm showing today! It's not too late to go to a socially distanced live comedy event in Leeds (unless of course you live more than 3 hours away from Leeds, in which case it's definitely too late)
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I'm performing in Leeds on Wednesday. Be a darling and book a ticket before it's sold out 😘
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Hi @Bodenclothing what's your returns policy like? I bought a shirt in April. Still in the bag, unworn with tags. Dreadful fit on me. Been meaning to return it for ages but before I knew it 4 years had passed. Bought it in 2016.
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I'm looking forward to going to see Stuart McConie's Niche Impersonations on tour once the restrictions have lifted @StuartMaconie @BBC6Music
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ALL MEN! Just a little reminder to smile this evening, because women like to see positive men.
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I’m terrified at the thought of another election because if this country votes Tory again I will have to go off grid, get feral, start livin off the land and I have lots of intolerances and don’t like soil
Just when you think staying at home couldn't get worse, someone on my street just got a new rooster.
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A question to other tooth fairies out there. WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE TEETH? I don't really want to keep them, but as I paid cash for them, I feel like chucking them in the bin would be wasteful. But also: eiw.
#toothfairy
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👏👏👏 @abennett_police
.@abennett_police is a fantastic police commander for Bristol and he has my full support. He understands the city, the history and the politics and, given the circumstances today, he took the right policing decisions.
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🎵 Limit contact, stay alert
Thank you Vague Potato
Stay at home but go to work
Thank you Vague Potato 🎵
