XMR and chill
The privacy narrative still has legs
$ZEC next leg in a few weeks.
In the mean time enjoy the @monero pump
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Replying to @kingkapoor72
You can keep pushing the agenda that you’re being targeted because you sell non halal all you want, in reality you’re targeting because you’re cunt who keeps calling everyone inbred when you’re the biggest inbred.
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Today I call upon the blockchain industry to calmly begin planning for "bunker mode". My personal recommendation is to set in motion a controlled mass migration of assets to fresh addresses, i.e. addresses whose pubkeys remain hidden behind a hash.
Holders, starting with large and sophisticated ones, should consider moving the bulk of their funds to addresses that have never signed a transaction. And when they do sign one, they should also move remaining funds to a new address (possibly generated from the same seed phrase).
Don't rush. While I believe there is cause for action a rushed migration would do more harm than good. Don't panic either. Moving assets to protected addresses is a simple, preventative step which does not require new cryptography or new wallets.
IMO it is now reasonable to brace for the possibility that ECDSA breaks before qday, in the worst case in months not years. By "break" I mean fast private key recovery (e.g. in one week) on available hardware (e.g. a large GPU cluster).
Recent days have been humbling for human mathematical intuition. Long-held, unquestioned hypotheses have fallen. This includes the n log(n) bound for integer multiplication and the 3SUM conjecture. In hindsight, May's unexpected disproof of the Erdős unit distance conjecture was our warning shot.
Yesterday's OpenAI drop made it clear that mathematical superintelligence is upon us. They say there are weeks where decades happen. We are about to live through weeks where centuries of mathematical progress happen. Could our magic 64-byte ECDSA signatures be too good to be true? Was it just security through obscurity all this time?
Elliptic curves feel especially vulnerable to superintelligence. Curves carry rich structure, with room for fancy tricks like Schoof, Frobenius, pairings. (By contrast, hashes are designed to minimise algebraic structure.)
Separately, as Ewin Tang can attest, an efficient quantum algorithm sometimes foreshadows an efficient classical one. We should be open to the possibility of a classical counterpart to Shor that breaks elliptic curves and RSA at once.
Also noteworthy is the striking under-representation of cryptographic breakthroughs among the 722 mathematical results OpenAI published. I've witnessed first-hand the US government censoring academic quantum cryptanalysis results. Backroom interventionism is my base case.
I urge large, sophisticated actors to lead by example. Project11's "risq list" (bitcoin-risq-list.projecteleven[.]com) is a great tracker of exposed BTC pubkeys. Binance, Bitbank, Robinhood, Bitfinex, and Tether have an opportunity to harden their cold storage. Next month I'll address institutions in London in a live Q&A (forum.ethereuminstitutional[.]org/london-2026).
Again, please do not rush. Wallets holding under 50 BTC enjoy partial cover from "Satoshi's shield", i.e. his 20K exposed addresses that hold 50 BTC each. Load-bearing signers like oracles and L2 security councils should consider rotating ECDSA pubkeys with every signed message and/or multi-signing with a hash-based schemes like SPHINCS.
Exiting bunker mode safely will require post-AI cryptography. My inclination is to go all-in on hash-based cryptography and avoid structured mathematical assumptions entirely, whether from curves, lattices, or isogenies. A single battle-tested hash (e.g. from the SHA or BLAKE families) yields plausible post-AI security.
The Ethereum roadmap on strawmap[.]org fully embraces hash-based cryptography with end-to-end formal verification as a response to the quantum threat. Those timelines must now be revisited and accelerated in light of mathematical superintelligence. I'll be pushing for maximum defensive acceleration.
Everyone's suddenly a privacy maestro
I bought @Zcash at $50.
Bought @monero at $300
Selling both soon.
When all the cucks join the party its time to slowly exit.
But first il enjoy the liquidity
$XMR next leg imminent. $1000 next
XMR/USD
Has the break out started? Strength above $422 will be a good sign for a long term break out.
Lets see in the coming days if we can get a weekly close above it.
Privacy coins will start their second massive leg up soon. This time in price discovery lead by @monero
For lower cap privacy coins @Mute_swap can run hard alongside Monero.
A low cap @monero play with huge potential.
If your holding projects that are being outperformed by BTC you are wasting your time.
Number 1 criteria for any Alt coin investment is that it has to be going up in BTC value whether its short term, mid term or Macro.
Its clear as day to see the strongest coins against BTC are the privacy coins.
Mainly $ZEC and $XMR on macro.
Recently the bitcoin projects on @tap_protocol outperformed BTC on the short term. We have to now see if this becomes a mid term or long term trend. $NAT $TAP
Low cap privacy coins will be the big winners when $ZEC and $XMR start their next legs.
🔥 SURGEON WARNS THE BIGGEST BREAKTHROUGH IN HUMAN HISTORY IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW — “BIGGER THAN AI”
A surgeon is going viral after claiming scientists may have already discovered a way to partially REVERSE aging at the DNA level… and he says the implications are bigger than AI, social media, smartphones, or even the internet itself.
Dr. Buck Parker’s claim:
“The fountain of youth has been discovered.”
“This is bigger than the Industrial Revolution. Bigger than the advent of the internet. Bigger than Amazon, Apple, the iPhone, Google, social media… bigger than AI.”
And according to Dr. Parker… it’s already happening RIGHT NOW.
The core claim revolves around something called “Yamanaka factors,” proteins discovered by Nobel Prize-winning researcher Shinya Yamanaka that can reportedly reset damaged cells back to a younger biological state.
According to Dr. Parker:
•Scientists have reportedly reversed visible signs of aging in animals
•Wrinkled skin in test subjects appeared to become youthful again
•Researchers are now experimenting with literally “turning back” cellular age
•Human trials are reportedly beginning
•Some scientists now believe aging itself may simply be accumulated DNA damage
His warning:
“If you’ve been alive for the last 40 years… you’ve seen some wild sh*t happen. It’s about to get more wild.”
If this became available tomorrow… would you actually take it?
I’m lining up ‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂
Note that while Yamanaka factors are real (Shinya Yamanaka won the Nobel Prize in 2012 for induced pluripotent stem cells), the dramatic claims about immediate “fountain of youth” breakthroughs and human trials should be approached with caution and verified through scientific sources.
















