@shingen

fuck it i'm just gonna be unfiltered now. i've been on twitter longer than elon's been. he's the "newbie".

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Joined August 2007
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If all you got is “lol you have less followers than me” as your counter argument, it means you’re probably wrong and that I am right.
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With so many Jojo fans in the English speaking world nowadays that it’s weird remembering a time when the average English anime fan only knew of Jojos because of either the Capcom fighting game…. Or mudah.swf
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It’s my brother’s birthday today. He was late messaging me to wish me a happy birthday. So yesterday, I messaged him wishing him a happy birthday. If he’s gonna be late, I am gonna be early! HA HA HA HA
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see the irony here is, he’s the younger brother and he was late so i, the older brother should be early, to balance it all out… I’m a silly person. Maybe I will share with you folks on the internet a rather dark joke I made with him, someday.
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Last week: mental anguish caused by memories of unhappy birthdays. This week: welp, no fridge for the long weekend so MAYBE we get a new one on Tuesday or Wednesday.
Text screenshot of a certain other Twitter-like service reading as follows: Friday evening at the start of a long weekend is not the time I would have picked for the fridge door falling off and then banging into my fiancé’s cast covering an already broken foot. But that’s where things are now. We will be without a functional fridge until Tuesday.

ALT Text screenshot of a certain other Twitter-like service reading as follows: Friday evening at the start of a long weekend is not the time I would have picked for the fridge door falling off and then banging into my fiancé’s cast covering an already broken foot. But that’s where things are now. We will be without a functional fridge until Tuesday.

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I ain’t nearly high enough to deal with this shit. Makes me wonder what’s gonna happen next weekend tbh.
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Meanwhile, elsewhere on “the Internet”…
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But let’s be clear. I’d rather someone just hire me for gainful employment, and then I can have more money to buy myself shiny things from time to time
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You ever have that feeling when being complimented that it’s not true, you’re actually a useless lump, etc. and being told otherwise just feels WEIRD AF? Can’t be just me, but it’d be my luck true to form if it turns out it is just me.
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“teh” shingen, professional cheeseburger eater retweeted
“teh” shingen, professional cheeseburger eater@shingenSep 2
Replying to @borcadaorca @libriscent
There are very few people in my life that have proven themselves true friends. An unintended boon of being neurodivergent. The impatient fellows who only want to take advantage of you filter themselves out when you’re “too much effort” for what they get.
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My birthday has come and gone, and all I am left with is an echo of my mothers words in my head for the last week or so. Some of you out there in Twitter land probably don’t care and might find it hilarious that some “retard” out there is suffering. To each their own, I guess.
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I suppose what I really want for my birthday is “gainful employment” but nobody seems ready to give me that chance today, or for the last little while.
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Told the fiance that she can’t afford to buy me anything for my birthday because she will go and spend literally half her remaining money on that, and then we both suffer later this month.
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