🍓 yen

ppl call tetsutetsu the "straight version" of kirishima but tetsutetsu is the king of shouting misleading homoerotic innuendo that would make even kirishima go "ayo?"

krbk wedding except bakugou gets left at the altar but, not bcs kirishima ran away, its bcs he was arrested by police after they finally realized he was the notorious villain blood riot and now he's in jail, in a tux, and super pissed bcs the deposit for the venue was expensive.

imagine bakugou, in a wedding dress, in an interrogation room with officers. the officers are more intimidated by him than the actual villain they arrested. bakugou: if i spit on one of you, will you put me in the same cell as him? officer: no, we're afraid you'll kill him.

plot twist idea: bakugou is an even badder villain than blood riot, but he's just more clever and hasnt been found out yet. blood riot wasnt joking when he warned the guards that his bride would "kill him" if he was late to their wedding 💍✨

however, i do still love the original idea that bakugou, a quirkless civilian, was unknowingly seduced by a super dangerous and unhinged villain. the most "criminal" thing bakugou would have described about his fiancee would've been his fashion sense.

bakugou doesnt believe it at first so he visits kirishima in prison. bakugou: they're crazy! you don't even look anything like blood riot! kirishima: *lifts two of his bangs to make little horns out of his black hair* bakugou: you son of a bitch, you clark kent-ed me.