@shipshape

NBC research employee. TV is my work time and my play time.

 NYC
Joined April 2008
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The best show on television is Animal Planet's 'Too Cute' #professionalopinion
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RETWEET if this is you (it’s definitely us) --> drunkronswanson.com/ #ParksandRecSeason6!
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"Study after study shows people with pets tend to live longer." -Indignant pet owning statistician.
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Michelle retweeted
TVMoJoe@TVMoJoe30 Oct 2012
Smash will also extend into summer. THE SEASON NEVER ENDS. #can'tstop #won'tstop #apostrophesinhashtags?
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Michelle retweeted
TVMoJoe@TVMoJoe18 Oct 2012
BOOM: Whitney replaces Animal Practice, Wed. 11/14. RIP, Animal Practice.
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you know Modern Family is real modern because the pretty daughter is an idiot and the smart daughter is bitter oh and iPads, gays
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Now Christina Hendricks on the other hand... Heavenly bosoms of pure decadence get me in that deep crevasse!
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Ha, wow! RT @BarackObama Clear eyes, full hearts.
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There is no #Community without @danharmon . Period.
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RT @LaceyVRose: "Nbc. Spinning chairs and a monkey. This truly is the golden age of television." -Kimmel
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Who's the "highest-testing character" on any of NBC's shows this season? The monkey in a sitcom called "Animal Practice."
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I am chanting: "Jason Katims deserves 2 shows." Join me! #NBC #Parenthood #County
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"Our next presenter may or may not have slept with Amy Poehler last night. Neither is saying. Please welcome Will Arnett." -@Andy_Richter
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The weird assumed dignity of drunk people trying to walk straight is what separates us from the apes
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Michelle retweeted
TVMoJoe@TVMoJoe16 Mar 2012
Stunning #Community stat: The show *beat* American Idol in A18-34, averaging a 2.8 to Idol's 2.5 from 8-8:30. #coolcoolcool
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Today is the day! #Community returns at 8/7c tonight! ow.ly/9FYtv #coolcoolcool #greendale7
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Fuck the shirt. Let me see your dick! #Smash LOLOLOLOLOL Omigod I am cracking MYSELF up.
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RT if you're feeling the 5 G's... Good God Get a Grip Girl! #DragRace
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Tonight, my guest is @WilliamShatner. In his honor, there's a monster on the wing of my show.
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#SMASH 😍
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