Steve Rogers

(212) No, we can't eat downtown, Clint's been banned from all the restaurants and food trucks there.

"But it doesn't actually hover, why is it called a hoverboard?"

(212) Netflix and Chill means something different than what I thought it meant

"He said I use the American flag emoji too much."

(212) Sam keeps making jokes about being my wingman

"Do you think my costume has enough belt pouches? I think it could use more belt pouches."

(212) I think Hydra infiltrated my barbershop quartet

"I'm only on season 3 of Desperate Housewives! Don't spoiler me."

"I think it'd look better with more stars on it."

"Tony, my rear is trending again."

"What's an RSS feed?"

"What's the purpose of Blu-ray?"

(212) What's a meme? Are people misspelling mime?

"We're not calling Doctor Doom Doctor DooDoo. At least, not publicly."

"Happy New Year, everyone! Here's to less alien invasions and evil AI robots in 2015."

"How can you throw shade?"

(212) Does Tommy look a lot like Pietro to you?

"What's a polite way to tell Bucky he needs a haircut?"