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the Don Quixote of the ICU

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Looking for a sign from God, or a knod from Hell.

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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 28
“You already made that joke” Yeah no shit you think Tom Petty played Free Falling just once?
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I thought this once, then I saw that Nathan Fielder movie last week and now I'm dead
Joshwelt (@weltszznn) profile pictureJoshwelt@weltszznnOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Whatever you thought was the best song ever when you were 13-15 plays a huge part in your music loving journey
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Elizabeth!@InstantSunriseOct 20
trans girls we have got to get better at picking out names because what do you mean i went to t-girl baseball and they had who on first, what on second, and I don’t know on third.
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Housewife fit
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Got to see my best friends get married today:)
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Did I shave my nuts for this?
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sofi ★@rablotsOct 14
cuando la peor persona que conoces tiene un buen punto
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I need therapy every day of my life and a live chat
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I miss smoking weed to not feel like shit. Anyway this is me coming out as a not weed smoker anymore.
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Friday I'm seeing the Nathan Fielder doc Saturday my best friends are getting married Sunday I'm seeing Earl & MIKE Monday I'm seeing Algernon Cadwallader This has potentiality to be the greatest weekend of my life
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When covid hit vs now.
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Josaleigh Pollett (@brosaleigh) profile pictureJosaleigh Pollett@brosaleighOct 13
When Covid hit vs now: I’ve lived one billion lives since then
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I love saying shit that riles everyone up and muting notis ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Play the riffs and shut your old ass up
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@KarluskaPOct 12
Thank you !!!
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I'm not sure what point this is trying to make when a vast majority of songs don't use many more chords than 4 anyway. When I was young I used to have a chip on my shoulder about technical ability and that's much more cornball than being stoked on simplicity.
Hit (@allhitsongs111) profile pictureHit@allhitsongs111Oct 5
it's so corny to me when people talk about how punk changed their life. it's always "i had the profound epiphany that u could suck, all you need is 3 chords, anyone can do it" and i'm like (sleep in big bed with wife voice) "i was learning television and radiohead songs as a kid"
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This brokie ain't even tip. It was MY canes. @uber you can't stop me from eating my own canes in my own car
chabbie (@chaboyyyy) profile picturechabbie@chaboyyyyOct 4
Replying to @Uber
@Uber this is unacceptable. they didn't even offer me a tender or anything
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liz@normalfunnygirlOct 4
Yes, the stripper 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 love you — she just has a lot on her plate right now, which may be why she hasn’t responded to your text messages. 𝗦𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗪𝗼𝗿𝗸 Strippers work long hours most nights, leaving them emotionally drained. She wants you, 𝘣𝘶𝘵
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They got it right becuz I'm an Appalachian boy🤠
Fred (@Red_Dead_Fred) profile pictureFred
@Red_Dead_FredOct 2
I will continue posting my map until it is widely adopted
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Highkey bet switching up on your day ones feels soooo good
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