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shotbyted

@shotbyted

videographer/photographer living in Orlando

 Orlando, FL
Joined February 2011
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I need Oscar to make me a bar graph with my name at the top.
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Jay Jurden@JayJurdenApr 20
I’m submitting a new theory about America’s rapid decline: Everything is WWE
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Waited almost 20 years to make this joke
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shotbyted@shotbyted29 Apr 2020
Squidward is my best friend in the world. Squidward is my best friend in the sea. Squidward- likes Patrick more than SpongeBob. And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten, friend stealer!!
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T-Pain
@TPAIN2 Oct 2024
I'm sprung
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@Lovandfear30 Sep 2024
In English we say “I want you” In poetry we say…?
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shotbyted@shotbyted12 Mar 2016
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Never even liked tennis anyway.
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strategically trying to send the jokes to anyone but Joe is real hard when he’s in all the group chats
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T-Pain
@TPAIN16 Apr 2024
She made us drinks To drink We drunk em Got drunk
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@RealisticPoetry12 Apr 2024
Share a poem with us today!
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No book deal. No ghostwriter. All independent 🏁 #Storyteller
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2023 Champion: Daddy Long Leg
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ur not fam
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shotbyted@shotbyted26 Mar 2016
"what do you say we tie a bow around her and put her to bed?" - @TheJakeMoney
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Kyle Schwarber has homered in the: World Series, AL Championship Series, NL Championship Series, AL Division Series, NL Division Series, AL Wild Card Game, NL Wild Card Game , World Baseball Classic, World Baseball Classic Championship:
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I have an entire text thread with @JAYALNOCAP where I’ve predicted the Nets season perfectly.
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I hope one of those “what are you listening to” influencers approaches me
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shotbyted@shotbyted27 Nov 2018
why isn’t there scrubbing bubble technology for mouth wash yet?
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Yellow flannel for @sudanarchives
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💿 A L B U M R E V I E W 💿 Sudan Archives - Natural Brown Prom Queen youtu.be/oNPAhe7G3yg 💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿💿
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