hide your girl NOW im so serious

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trying to call 911 phone won’t unlock without spinning a wheel for 600% off temu ., send help
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Replying to @shutyourhell
Just turned 29. Capitalizing my letters now. Wearing a lanyard just for fun sometimes . Talking about the rising price of milk with strangers in the Walmart self check out line. don’t know who i am anymore
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just turned 20; no jokes allowed from here on out .if i see 1 tweet without a semicolon or the word “economy” i will NOT hesitate to block .
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just turned 28. i know there’s been a lot going around about me, and i had hoped to keep this private. unfortunately the rumours are true — i’m employed. sorry to everyone who believed in me. please give me space during this time
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Just turned 29. Capitalizing my letters now. Wearing a lanyard just for fun sometimes . Talking about the rising price of milk with strangers in the Walmart self check out line. don’t know who i am anymore
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yooo take me back to 2020 a take like this today would get you sent to the boiling rock 😭✌️
none of this would’ve happened if katara had ended up with zuko
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I love teaching grade 1
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just saw someone who’s bald getting married wth ?? is that allowed
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farha retweeted
Jajajaja to all my spanish girls one time.
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i don’t care if ur from Alberta just don’t do it in front of me
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since he says i never post him 🤍
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lastnight i asked them to increase the gas prices. thts how much i believe in my grind /hustle
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other girls are busy wearing make up meanwhile a girl like me staying up watching the world cup 🙋🏽‍♀️ kinda crazy how none of the other planets won before
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just spent $50 on a hijab if this doesn’t unbald me i’ll kiII myself
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alright man
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just saw a man with hair. absolutely fuming they’re taking everything from us
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farha retweeted
Replying to @shutyourhell
Do you think the whole world evolves around English you wetwipe?
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eid backwards .. is DlE.. still think islam is funny ? im sick and disgusting to my bones …
If no one else is going to say it, I will. Eid al-Fitr sounds like "Adolf Hitler." Coincidence? 🤔
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