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Maya Buser

@shytwunk

我正在逃离美国的百年屈辱。哪里能买到白色款的魔爪（Monster）能量饮料？

 your flesh will humble you
Joined January 2021
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It’s bizarrely satisfying to watch Dennis Praeger—who’s made a career declaring war on empathy and critical thinking—spend his last days on Earth trying to milk sympathy from his brain dead followers.
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i hate when someone calls themself “your favorite X.” unimaginative and uninformative. how could you possibly know what’s in my heart, anyways? you might be someone’s favorite but not me.
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It’s the year 2075. The US has devolved into a post-AI nuclear wasteland controlled by competing militias. Your mutual has once again shared the clip of Fran Lebowitz saying that HIV/AIDS destroyed gay connoisseurship
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guys I'm worried about @Serene_Necrosis she hasn't tweeted since oct 3
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Sandipan@sandypuns_Oct 28
EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic (@AnthropicAI) profile pictureAnthropic
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Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
Anthropic files S-1 with the SEC for proposed initial public offering

Anthropic files S-1 with the SEC for proposed initial public offering

Anthropic is an AI safety and research company that's working to build reliable, interpretable, and steerable AI systems.

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Replying to @CTWatchFrog
You don't live in an absolute-freedom utopia where you can 'say whatever you want.' You just happen to agree with and are completely accustomed to the censorship boundaries drawn by American society, so much so that you don't even notice they exist. Just look at Snowden and Assange, right?
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Explaining the concept of the downwardly-mobile petite bourgeoisie to a physics student
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love that she's a responsible blue eye owner and keeps her eyelids open at a normal amount
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god this look was so fucking perfect 🫠
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My Wiener Was Big AF This Morning. I Was Scared! I Couldn’t Change It!
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Tweets from Qin Shi Huang
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@SecWarOct 23
The War Department has designated Confucius Institutes as a threat to our national security.
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wellness home at northstar going bankrupt is a recession indicator
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Me planning goals with my boss knowing I won’t be there next year
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Meow
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🧵The number of humanities dissertations produced annually has declined by almost half, according to a new analysis. The same report shows that language related to power and identity surged while treatments of “Western,” “European,” and “American” turned increasingly negative.
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midnight milk, let’s get it trending
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oh my god just spend within your means and pay it off every month like grow up seriously
Justin 🏗 (@pleasedontatme) profile pictureJustin 🏗@pleasedontatmeOct 20
Learning from this discourse that the whole USA is in a prisoner’s dilemma where they have 3% interchange fees that get passed through to the cost of goods so they can all make a hobby out of getting some of it back.
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this is how i feel about people who eat 0% greek yogurt
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Is Biceptober a thing?
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