@sidcelery

Chelsea, table tennis, Jazz, BOINC, Rosetta@home. I block follow, FFs & RT requests #SackTheBoard

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This is a holding message to pre-empt being asked the question as to who I would prefer as the next manager. I want Coco the Clown. A respected name on a historical scale who will improve us both technically and tactically ahead of the current manager
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Torsten Bell@TorstenBellOct 24
What is @KemiBadenoch’s new big idea? Exactly the same as the Conservatives’ old big idea: unfunded tax cuts. It’s the lack of imagination as much as the fiscal incontinence that stands out torstenbell.substack.com/p/k…
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@WhoScoredOct 24
Chelsea have received as many red cards (9) as they have recorded home wins (9) in the Premier League since the start of last season. 🟥
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OptaJoe
@OptaJoeOct 24
1986 - Spurs have won without conceding against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge for the first time since December 1986, and a 2-0 victory thanks to a Clive Allen brace. Throwback.
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@SpursOfficialOct 24
Three GLORIOUS points at Stamford Bridge 🤩
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Chelsea 0-2 Spurs | HIGHLIGHTS - Extended | Premier League 2026/27 youtu.be/qSmpCizhtkw?si=-1iy…

Chelsea 0-2 Spurs | HIGHLIGHTS - Extended | Premier League 2026/27

PL Matchday 8 - Extended highlights of Chelsea's 2-0 Premier League...

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TOCFCWS: Xabi Alonso on Tottenham defeat: 'We all take the blame' chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

Xabi Alonso was disappointed with the performance and result against Tottenham Hotspur and accepted...

Xabi Alonso was disappointed with the performance and result against Tottenham Hotspur and accepted his Chelsea side 'can do better' after succumbing to a two-goal defeat at Stamford Bridge.

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ALONSO react post-Spurs | Chelsea 0-2 Spurs | Premier League 2026/27 youtu.be/l96Yu04dyJU?si=NnAP…

ALONSO react post-Spurs | Chelsea 0-2 Spurs | Premier League 2026/27

Xabi Alonso reflects on Chelsea's 2-0 Premier League defeat against...

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TOCFCWS: Match report: Chelsea 0-2 Tottenham Hotspur chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

It proved a disappointing evening for the Blues at Stamford Bridge as we were beaten by Tottenham...

It proved a disappointing evening for the Blues at Stamford Bridge as we were beaten by Tottenham Hotspur.

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Tourists think going clubbing in central London will be fun buff.ly/A3oEwQS
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@WhoScoredOct 24
Chelsea registered just 29.5% possession in the first half against Tottenham, completing only 97 accurate passes compared to Spurs’ 296. Tottenham completed over three times as many passes in the opening 45 minutes. 🤯📊 #CHETOT
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Healthiest relationships based on agreeing the same people are twats buff.ly/JunOC54
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Former #CFC captain Cesar Azpilicueta has just been introduced to the crowd, having made his first return to Stamford Bridge for a match since he left in 2023. The crowd have given him a great reception.
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TOCFCWS: Alonso explains Joao Pedro absence against Tottenham chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

Xabi Alonso has explained why Joao Pedro is not in the Chelsea squad for this afternoon’s game...

Xabi Alonso has explained why Joao Pedro is not in the Chelsea squad for this afternoon’s game against Tottenham Hotspur – and emphasised the qualities Mike Penders and Geovany Quenda will bring on...

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TOCFCWS: Gallery: Blues arrive for London derby with Spurs chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

The Blues have arrived at Stamford Bridge in style, sporting the new Lions After Dark range ahead...

The Blues have arrived at Stamford Bridge in style, sporting the new Lions After Dark range ahead of today's clash with Tottenham Hotspur.

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TOCFCWS: Cesar Azpilicueta joins Chelsea Legends squad taking on Tottenham chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

On the day the current Chelsea team play Spurs, another of our Champions League-winning captains is...

On the day the current Chelsea team play Spurs, another of our Champions League-winning captains is confirmed for when Stamford Bridge hosts a clash between old rivals on Saturday 27 March.

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Cobham Next Gen 2-2 Liverpool U21's | HIGHLIGHTS | Premier League 2 | 2026/27 youtu.be/QxSBMyhWGfM?si=qpMx…

Cobham Next Gen 2-2 Liverpool U21's | HIGHLIGHTS | Premier League 2 |...

Highlights of Cobham Next Gen's 2-2 draw to Liverpool U21s.Subscr...

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TOCFCWS: Premier League 2 report: Cobham Next Gen 2-2 Liverpool chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

Chelsea Cobham Next Gen were forced to settle for a point in Premier League 2 this afternoon after...

Chelsea Cobham Next Gen were forced to settle for a point in Premier League 2 this afternoon after a 2-2 draw against Liverpool at Kingsmeadow.

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Man thinks he is ‘holding court’ buff.ly/5bKuUhZ
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Neil Stone
@DrNeilStoneOct 24
"Why are we so sick?" In 1800, about 43% of children died before their fifth birthday. Today it's under 4%. No seed oils, fluoride or vaccines back then. Just a lot of very small graves.
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Ember@ember_energyOct 24
India’s residential rooftop solar capacity has reached 15 GW across more than 5 million homes as of July 2026 🏠 With batteries, that daytime surplus can shift directly into evening hours, turning residential solar into distributed grid flexibility 🔋 ember-energy.org/latest-insi…
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Chelsea U18s 4-1 Ipswich U18s | HIGHLIGHTS | U18 Premier League | 2026/27 youtu.be/8aOyhn3oIlE?si=nf7a…

Chelsea U18s 4-1 Ipswich U18s | HIGHLIGHTS | U18 Premier League |...

Highlights of Chelsea U18's 4-1 victory against Ipswich U18's at Co...

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