Tortellini (@side_of_beans) header
Tortellini (@side_of_beans) profile picture

Tortellini

@side_of_beans

Just trying to make things happen in this world. I love sapphic fiction and I’m here for the memes. 🏳️‍🌈

Joined June 2016
  • Tweets854
  • Following355
  • Followers171
160Media
Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)Photo by Tortellini (@side_of_beans)
Tortellini retweeted
m 🌊 (@taylorswiftliar) profile picture
m 🌊@taylorswiftliarNov 8
Image from m 🌊 (@taylorswiftliar)
26
1
348
2,303
Tortellini retweeted
S.🎧 (@1ssve) profile picture
S.🎧
@1ssveMay 17
When you write a work email so good that you go into Sent and admire your work:
Image from S.🎧 (@1ssve)
42
5,682
788
48,491
1,237,961
Tortellini retweeted
roro, PhD (@fuglibetty) profile picture
roro, PhD@fuglibettyFeb 24
Ever since I was a young child I yearned to synthesise workflows and streamline operational processes
47
3,700
243
21,480
1,069,983
Tortellini retweeted
Meg (@megannn_lynne) profile picture
Meg@megannn_lynneFeb 24
Jennifer Coolidge is so right. Sometimes you want a hot dog real bad
24
2,683
103
18,275
321,585
Tortellini retweeted
jynx (@miiagarro) profile picture
jynx@miiagarroMar 29
but your honor you know how i get
30
6,777
97
33,324
544,564
not my monkeys and not my circus, but admittedly i am hopelessly enamored by the ringleader.
20
5,489
686
40,190
1,557,194
Tortellini retweeted
m (@msnetiker) profile picture
m@msnetiker25 Aug 2025
Do you think protein wants to be in all these things
245
15,433
762
158,421
3,543,565
Tortellini retweeted
★ (@coscrumb) profile picture
★@coscrumb18 Aug 2025
Image from ★ (@coscrumb)
Image from ★ (@coscrumb)
334
19,443
529
134,702
3,758,951
Tortellini retweeted
Meg (@megannn_lynne) profile picture
Meg@megannn_lynne24 Mar 2025
things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy -sending a flirty text -eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips -hearing your friend say “can i be mean for a second?” -doing finger-guns -whitney houston’s “i wanna dance with somebody”
100
10,235
596
134,876
2,408,258
Tortellini retweeted
Meg (@megannn_lynne) profile picture
Meg@megannn_lynne19 Feb 2025
i mean fuck i like soup i like broth i like gettin warm i like garlic i like to stir i like sweatin onions and pourin stock and cookin stew, i like adding bay leaves too
Image from Meg (@megannn_lynne)
137
12,613
524
128,980
3,836,670
luxuries !
Image from Anna-Laura (@annalaura_art)
Image from Anna-Laura (@annalaura_art)
Image from Anna-Laura (@annalaura_art)
Image from Anna-Laura (@annalaura_art)
17
5,459
102
24,658
733,770
Me if you care
Image from SydDivineTarot (@SydDivineTarot)
73
18,910
296
108,215
5,099,369
Slay.
Image from chris evans (@notcapnamerica)
147
2,205
282
32,683
1,815,374
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
2
19,983
8,519
125,655
18,573,469
marry someone who says: - i love you - i'm proud of you - i'm grateful for you - yes we can have more soup - no 3 soups in a day isn't too much - yes i can make you soup again - no 12am isn't too late to have soup
202
6,508
1,367
54,436
5,123,257
Congratulations to Taylor's boyfriend—and the entire Kansas City Chiefs community! 💕🏈
11,960
20,693
12,642
194,176
20,717,110
Donna and Tom yelling “Usher’s house!”

ALT Donna and Tom yelling “Usher’s house!”

4
1,143
15
10,456
284,739
Tortellini retweeted
Liz_✨ (@fearlizz_13) profile picture
Liz_✨@fearlizz_1315 Oct 2023
When my coworkers ask what I did this weekend
Image from Liz_✨ (@fearlizz_13)
4
1,066
23
7,425
293,430
Load more