Lana del Rey being a step mum is a crazy concept to me because imagine your dad being like ok you’re gonna meet your step mum today and she walks in and it’s fucking Lana del Rey
I’m up to the season of dance moms where Abby is actively committing bankruptcy fraud and smuggling zip lock bags off cash out of Australia in kids Louis Vuitton backpacks yes I’m so excited!!!
Was hanging with my 2 year old god daughter at the family event and ALL my relatives were like it’s your turn for a kid
I dont know I was funny as fuck for this
Replying to @Matthewwww____
“Do not critique the mug, when you wouldn’t know which brush to pick up to begin with”
Sidney from Melbourne, you will always be famous

















