If I ever drunk DMed you horrible horny disturbing things like “Hi” I’m really sorry and I hope you can forgive me
My eighthy year old grandmother has read Houellebecq, now jünger, as per my recommendation… soon she will be here somewhere… tweeting under @menschbabushka…..
Taking acid and strapping myself to a chair and watching American gigolo for 48 hours to mentally prepare myself for what might be my only job prospect besides 8th grade math tutor
Almost 300€ of medical expenses this month. Another day came and went in the life of healthy 20 year old mensch
My tweets were so much better when I was drinking ten percent of my body weight in beer every day instead of studying “numerical analysis” and “eating vegetables”
When I’m not stressed I want to kill myself usually but when I am stressed all the time I lose 10 pounds of weight every year and my hair starts falling out and apparently I chew my own teeth too
My main drinking problem is that I only know to either drink 16 beers and start hitting on every woman in a 5km radius and yelling very unsavory geopolitical commentary in the middle of the town square or drink zero beers and silently sit in the corner







