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let's take earth out of the federations and make earth flat again

London and Tokyo
Joined October 2007
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Replying to @arrroberts
@arrroberts been waiting for the opportunity to drop my 'Elrond Hubbard's Battlefield Middle Earth' joke fr ages - hoped you might set it up
New Turing test looks for machines intelligent enough to be annoyed during conversation with a human mansplainer.
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Obviously Shia LaBeouf And Edgar Casey Are The a Only Ones Who Know What's Going On Here.
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"Get a load of this guy" – worst slogan for a sperm bank
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“You were fantastic in Hamlet. You should go to America, you’ll be a star.” teapawt.net/randajarrar/status/460…
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if for some reason we all go to jail for downloading music I pray they divide us up by genre
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I found it fascinating: goo.gl/Vt8BTM Think the failure to detect a phony case for war in Iraq was an epochal event? You will too.
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They never show it, but I like to imagine Rosemary's Baby looked like a tiny Ernest Borgnine.
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We did a podcast about funny comics in spite of the fact that none of us can feel joy! consequential.net/2014/podca…
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I should start counting the number of times per day I have a thought which starts with the words 'If I were Beyoncé'.
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My valentine’s dinner has the best two food groups in it: Steak and Pie. It’s a steak pie. A pie with steak in it. Pie and Steak in one meal – at South Lanarkshire, Scotland
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Another day, another banks launches a glass app finextra.com/news/fullstory.… < Innovation perception etc.
1: Buy a 3D printer. 2: Print a 3D printer. 3: Return the 3D printer.
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Famous superfood mostly tooth-rotting sugar solution and acids brianclegg.blogspot.co.uk/20…
If Britain gets our taxpayers, shouldn't it also pay their benefits? Why should Polish taxpayers subsidize British taxpayers' children?
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The website for csvconf.com (which is, yes, a conference about CSVs) IS INCREDIBLE.
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v/ @Channel4: Season’s greetings from whistleblower Edward Snowden, The Alternative Christmas Message, 25 Dec, 4.15pm
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We're looking for a digital designer & developer to join us in the new year. Details about the job: sidekickstudios.net/jobs/dig… (no recruiters!)
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