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🏳️‍⚧️im a little kitten and i need to nurse bc im a runt and im likely to fall victim to predators ✩ MDNI ✩

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Joined May 2021
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I would really like it if people stopped calling Karlie maga because all that does is remove the blame from the Democratic Party for their active participation in genocide.
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it’s always "you’re autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything about the gay rumors that have plagued taylor swifts career since the very beginning"
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which one of you put my shit on reddit
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Hey. AO3 being down had me thinking about our story. And how we should be making some of our fictions a reality. How about we retag this fic as active.
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i can’t lie amanda seyfried getting visibly drunk and saying charlie kirk deserved for his shit to be blown smoove moved me in ways i wasn’t prepared for
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this thing just lives in my apartment and attacks at random
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and i’ve always said that
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wanna feel oomfs lips
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Spread it for Shauna 2026 #SpreadItForShauna2026
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"two likes isn't a lot" imagine living in the Twin Cities, Minnesota
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If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.
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findom where you send me money but I’m not mean to you I just go yayyy yippee yippee yayyyy
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oh look the pervert is texting me
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i got BPD (best puppy disorder) (and also borderline)
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7/1/20 11:49 AM
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By following this account you are endorsing, standing by, and supporting every single one of my beliefs and viewpoints and wholeheartedly believe all my opinions are correct no matter how problematic and wrong they may be
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im sorry. I wasnt ready for any of this. I still remember when i was small. I could squeeze under my bed during hide and seek and i hid my ds under my pillow because i was playing past my curfew. Im afraid and im all grown up now and i think its fun to dunk my french fries in it
i think if your favorite condiment is ketchup you shouldn't be legally considered an adult. like if u fuck a ketchup lover you should catch a charge
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Guy who believes in objective morality but holds moral positions he believes are objectively wrong
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it's nothing five beers and a cigarette and a sloppy makeout sesh and getting railed senseless and three tacos and a large horchata won't fix
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