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worldwide sensation, shareholder pleaser, excel warrior, dance junkie #COYS

Chicago
Joined September 2019
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Nothing better than staring at this beautiful view after doing fuck all at work all day
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I don’t know the origin of piggy banks but I like to assume it was a rural Polish superstition to exploit kosher law to protect your change from Jews
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Need every ID from stylers set last night
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I do all my grocery shopping at chuck e cheese and and nerd ropes have gone up 300 tickets this year alone
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haven’t stopped smiling since gabriel skied the penalty. the air feels fresher. food tastes better.
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I hate to admit this but Trump was right. He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof. I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.
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I was so wrong about you spybar. I love that sweaty ass basement
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saying ooooooooooooo your in trouuublleee to my cellmate who just stabbed someone with a shiv
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Having a fetish for every inch of the female body much like in the same way Native Americans ensured no part of a slain buffalo went to waste
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My grandfather told me this minutes before he passed away. Lung cancer. Got it in Vietnam from the Agent Orange. He actually used his final breath to say this to me, specifically. Nobody in my family understood what he meant, but at just 6 years old, I knew…
Feeling your puppygirl cum and clench around you as you do the same and breed her >>>>>>
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Unfortunately I only miss people when I’m bored, lmao I’ve never in my life been having a good time and missed someone.
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"This is Louis Farrux, mate. Not a pedo." 🤣 🤣
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they put me on the Too Fly List
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a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs
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I take a sorta European approach to living in Chicago, Illinois
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“You’re gonna punch me?” “Yeah” “Then you’re gonna in trouble for that” “Okay” Followed by this frame is one of the hardest things I’ve seen on the internet this week.
Today, students at my high school in Chicago held an Anti-ICE protest. I was the only one that decided to hold a sign that said ‘I Love ICE’. Instead of allowing me to express my opinion, I was assaulted — Just for standing up for law enforcement. What is happening to America?
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