◞⃕ ⸼ ⃟░ ͟ ⠀⠀⠀𝚝he⠀⠀𝗵͟𝗮͟𝗻͟𝗱⠀⠀.⠀⠀*𝙲𝟬𝙼𝙼𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚜!⠀⠀me.

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Joined September 2023
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I don't snack in the shower. I Feast.
The fattest shit i’ve heard is finding out people snack while showering?? What the fuck
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Presenting my ridiculous contribution to the Cyberpunk bush tier-list
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How would it even work, is what I'm wondering. Is it like a fuckin' BD? Shiiiiit.
don't ask, man.
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What if Johnny Silverhand's engram looked like Capri? #cyberpunk2077 #edgerunners2
What if Johnny Silverhand's engram looked like Capri's? (wip) #cyberpunk2077 #edgerunners2
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[ ...? Odd. In the hollows of his skull, where his cute lil' pink blob called a brain lived, was screaming all of a sudden. Well, less screaming, and more red alert blaring. Johnny squeezed his eyes hard beneath his aviators. ]
There’s tons of people unfortunately living here, that’s right. I should flick you an enny for the obvious.
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...Sorry, what did you say? Think my head just got fried fer a sec'.
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If you're strong enough to blow your head smooth off, then you're strong enough to live another day.
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I can already see it. Right there on the screamsheets...
If I could just post my massive cock and get a thousand likes on it, I woulda.
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If I could just post my massive cock and get a thousand likes on it, I woulda.
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[ It's interesting. He could see it⎯⎯⎯⎯the sparks, skittering, scattering about. Orphaned flames of a life never lived, trying to take back a modicum of freedom. Crimson red. That sweet, sweet autonomy. It made Johnny smirk. ]
(strange things just keep happening to him, he's realizing. maybe he's a lightning rod in both the literal and metaphorical sense. still, this resurrected fossil doesn't seem hostile.)
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[ His chrome-created fingers adjusted his scarlet lenses. The aviators catching the glint of a glorious, red sun in the horizon. ]
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Gotta aim fer the 𝗵͟𝗲͟𝗮͟𝗿͟𝘁. While cultivating your 𝗼͟𝘄͟𝗻.
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