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Yalie and VP of Engineering at Viam. I like big data and I cannot lie.

New York, NY
Joined May 2013
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Simone Kalmakis retweeted
This is a Menorah Lighting Robot, created by our very own Product Manager Natalia Jacobwitz. 🕯️🔥 MenoRobot 2.0 detects candle positions of the nine candles present on the menorah and skillfully moves to the correct positions. Here’s how it was built👇
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Social media use is a leading contributor to the suicide rate of 10-14yo girls quadrupling. So that gives me 8 years to fix things for my own daughter. If we built a different social media app that were not horrifically dangerous to young girls, what features would it have?
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Simone giving the next talk all about #teamculture during @flatironhealth Engineering Conference 2018! #hacktothefuture
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I am thrilled to announce that my company @SymbiNY was acquired by @RoomiApp. A great end to a wild ride! businesswire.com/news/home/2…
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You know you're getting old when you think to bring business cards to the Harvard-Yale football game. #thegame
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Hey look, I wrote a blog post for our Flatiron Health engineering blog! #intellij #JetBrains flatiron.engineering/technol…
Hey @Delta, you're doing great but I would have preferred the other half of my wheels to come with me as well. Reimbursement please?
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.@HillaryClinton's shoulder shimmy #debatenight
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Great hearing from an inspiring group of entrepreneurs here at @gdiphilly & @mogulettes #ptw16 event! #WOCinTech
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Replying to @arvn1
Thanks @arvn1! Even better if one can bewitch the interviewer during the switch. :)
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Curalate is hiring awesome PMs! Let @alyvalli or me know if you're interested! teapawt.net/alyvalli/status/718080…
I'm hiring ⚡️ Product Managers @Curalate: ☔️ Seattle bit.ly/CuralatePMSEA 🗽 NYC bit.ly/CuralatePMNYC 🔔 Philly bit.ly/CuralatePMPHL
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Because I refer to this article all the time... this time I thought I'd share! Selecting Only One Row Per Group periscopedata.com/blog/selec…
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I really enjoyed watching @Gladwell interview @AdamMGrant tonight. Two of my favorite thinkers in one room! Looking forward to #originals
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Come at me Harvard startup-minded students! #harvardstartupfair teapawt.net/LeUnicornHunter/status…
YES! @Curalate is going to be at @Harvard University on FRIDAY for #harvardstartupfair Meet our founder @nshiftan and badass dev @simberific
NYC, RT this! If we hit 10,000 tweets by 12/5, we keep 50% off weekday @Lyft rides in New York for one more week. #50OffLyftNY
Check out what I'm working on these days! #reveal teapawt.net/Curalate/status/659375…
Now announcing #Curalate Reveal – the easiest way to drive commerce from blog content: cur.lt/1RedocN. teapawt.net/Curalate/status/659375…
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