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Head Chef, ex Garage Manager, Ex Thai Boxing coach, judge and MC. MCFC season ticketer, cyclist. My views are solely my own views and now don’t give a shit

Manchester, England
Joined June 2013
Clear foul on the keeper He looks at him and then backs into him
"Football is a contact sport!" 🗣️ Did Senne Lammens foul Zion Suzuki for Man United's equaliser? 🤔
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Shocking reffing and Var yet again One definite pen then a handball goal
Thierno Barry has bagged his second goal in four minutes to put Everton ahead! 🤯
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What you have to laugh at is 1- I got dogs abuse from lemmings that die on the words of certain journalists for saying it’s going all they way 2- these lemmings pointed out that the KC’s in the case are just that and right yet this KC is wrong in their vast legal experience 😂😂
🚨 Paul Gilroy KC on #ManCity case: 🎙“It’s likely to end up at the High Court. Because in a High Court you’re free to issue your challenge — It looks like it will go all the way through the #PL process into a High Court process, goong far beyond this season. I’d say five years”
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What about his twat of a family
BREAKING: Henry Nowak's killer has had his life sentence increased on the day his bid to reduce it failed. trib.al/2ggswiJ 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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This is shocking and dreadful RIP lad thoughts go out to family and teammates xxx🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
BREAKING: Spanish football club CD Tenerife confirms that forward Jesus de Miguel has died after a hard tackle by FC Andorra’s goalkeeper during yesterday’s match
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This is what too many G&T’s does to you at a karaoke night 😂😂😂
Nearly 40 years after she had us all singing along in the ’80s, she's still out there proving she's got it. Some voices just never lose their magic. Do you remember this one?
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So are fans finally waking up to the reality of the PL Teams will never compete on a long term basis unless the rules are changed They can’t buy a top player from a big club but will always lose a player who’s performing well
"You've forgot where you've come from!" 😅 Grab the popcorn, tomorrow's Fan Debate is a spicy one... 🌶️
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Yeah white privilege means You have the right to be murdered You have the right to be refused medical treatment You have the right to be labelled racist You have the right to be handcuffed while dying You have the right to be verbally abused while pleading for help
Leftwing hero James O'brien on Henry Nowak No issue over arrest & anyone who complains , like his parents now are, is a white supremacists who doesn't understand white privilege Absolute scumbag #GMB
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I thought they had a law that includes conning the ref Mac Allister was called out for his pathetic conduct but this was far worse they also had another player do the same and Araola was shown laughing as the player sheepishly got up as the play went on
This should be a 3 game ban. What an embarrassment of a football player. 🤯
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This is totally disgusting The whole family were involved and should have been tried for assisting a murderer and perverting the course of justice and deported The wanker had a cache of weapons in their house, he was always going to do something Yet the police and the system
Henry Nowak’s family have said they were “manipulated in our darkest hour” by police after his murder. The 18-year-old’s family have said they felt “hoodwinked” by police in the immediate aftermath of his death and the weeks and months that followed. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…
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Have manipulated this poor family to not only find an agenda to use against Henry but to control the narrative of the political response
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Mac Allister is totally embarrassing as usual here but ref bottled giving Madueke a 2nd booking
How are Liverpool fans trying to say this is a red , Madueke didn’t even touch Mac Allister 😂 teapawt.net/Soclose2peace/status/2…
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It wasn’t just these, there was plenty, It seems the message has gone out we will not be getting decisions Hand ball shouts Back pass Free kicks not given for us Free kicks given to opposition Bookings given Bookings not given to opposition Added time totally rigged against us
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My son played his 1st senior game of rugby aged 16 At no stage did the opposition go easy because of his age and nor did I expect them too, he came off with a broken nose and the only sympathy I gave him was laughter because he claimed before that lads hit just as hard as men 😂
This is really poor by @FA. The governing body is supposed to protect players. It should be disputing this regulatory commission verdict by members drawn from the FA judicial panel. Max Dowman could have suffered a bad injury to his standing leg from a dangerous challenge which went unpunished. Arsenal 16-year-old shouldn’t have reacted but his frustration was understandable. Some other players might have rolled around and ensured a bad challenge was punished. Dowman didn’t. He doesn’t stay down. The FA should have shown some understanding towards Dowman. Instead, it has suspended him for three games. FA priorities all wrong: tolerating a poor challenge and some weak refereeing but punishing a kid who objected to a bad challenge that could have dealt him a serious injury. Protect players. #AFC
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There’s always a clip
"Stupid, stupid challenge" 😲 Yellow for Havertz as he lunges in at Longstaff on the touchline 🟨
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If you watch the mainstream reporting on this none of them seem to show the bikes 😂😂😂
Cyclists are denying Sadiq Khan his dream of a vehicle-free Oxford Street...
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What the cryers are doing is not showing this full clip of a great tackle Note the liner flags a throw and guess what that’s just how the game restarted
Getting a bit confused by some people’s reactions to this! Others may disagree, but I genuinely don’t think there’s anything wrong with this tackle. Not even a foul 🤷🏻‍♂️ A good, hard, ball winning tackle.
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Just imagine the twitter abuse these will get now 😂😂😂😂😂😂
We have knocked Arsenal out of the League Cup. Wow. 🤩 🤝 Fox Group
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Yet again not only two tier policing, politics but also two tier reporting Thugs dressed in black with covered faces on mass protesting and thanks to Kahn on Oxford St without traffic causing chaos at the Ballon D’or presentation yet no condemnation from anyone!!!!
A new dawn for Oxford Street ❤️
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