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Programmer. Munger of music & video. Dusty, sooty, and sprawled in the dirt. Brunette, athletic, sleazy, demure.

Behind the sofa
Joined May 2009
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Setting hotel TV picture settings right one room at a time #lifeGoals
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Tradition dictates a retweet.
Our new media department (@simonjrowe) has been hard at work creating this year's Christmas hit. Relax and enjoy: 🎄Walking in a Wakey Wonderland🎄
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Ahh yes, exactly what I wanted before Christmas was to break and lose a full crown 🦷 😭
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Resting gloriously in Whamhalla. #whamageddon
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Breaking news: Nigel Farage has been refused breakfast after turning up to McDonald's at 11am. We will stay with the story all day. We're expecting a statement from the PM later and a full apology and resignation from Ronald McDonald.
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Wait… is there something to do with Eurovision on theneet? #Eurovision2023
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Simon Rowe retweeted
No copyright infringement intended.
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Must be a bank holiday weekend.
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It used to be a shave or a complimentary beer in my day.
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Well. It’s been a while since I last had a scuffle up town. Quite enjoyed that.
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Hibs away end bin update: they’re now using Wakefield wheelies. Such an exotic refuse signing policy.
At the Hibs match, feeling sorry that it’s not a better game for this wheelie bin who has travelled all the way from Derby. Poor fella.
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Lump sat alone on a comfy couch, totally invisible except for his arse
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Hugh Grant tweeted a request at activists protesting outside Westminster to play the Benny Hill theme on their loudspeakers; when they did it became the soundtrack for street interviews with leading Tories trying explain the situation to the British people
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Working on the 20th anniversary ep of Weebl and Bob. Will be finished this week. Making it on Twitch for the next few days when I'm live.
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You're not a REAL retro games enthusiast if you haven't got one of these.
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On oldie, but goodie 🖤
Our new media department (@simonjrowe) has been hard at work creating this year's Christmas hit. Relax and enjoy: 🎄Walking in a Wakey Wonderland🎄
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We've managed to secure a stall at a German Christkindlmarkt this year. The people of Düsseldorf are in for a treat when they see our selection of cheap lighters, acrylic nightwear, pre-owned paperbacks, almost complete jigsaw puzzles & near sell-by date Lion bars.
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🎶🐟🍟🥒 🎶 DAMN YOU, @AlexHorne!
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Worst possible night for a dog to go missing 3 years ago and 400 miles away from your nana.
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I do hope the gram gets itself fixed soon. I cannot keep opening it to this...
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