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Simon Needle

@simonneedle

That bloke who worked on that thing you liked. Producer. Social Media. Personal account. Opinions are my own 🎥📻🎙📱💻 Salford

 Manchester and London
Joined May 2009
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Hey @NBA sort out your ballot please!
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If you have a yellow coat, ride a bike and lost your keys today in Manchester then let me know.
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A great read.
The New Yorker (@NewYorker) profile pictureThe New Yorker
@NewYorker28 Aug 2025
How does one become a ghostwriter? The author J. R. Moehringer, who collaborated with Prince Harry on his memoir, “Spare,” sheds light on a “profession for which there is no school or certification, and to which no one actually aspires.” nyer.cm/zs6tanc
Notes from Prince Harry’s Ghostwriter

Notes from Prince Harry’s Ghostwriter

Collaborating on his memoir, “Spare,” meant spending hours together on Zoom, meeting his inner circle, and gaining a new perspective on the tabloids.

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Somewhere @CMPunk has a lamp containing a genie with no wishes left to hand out. #WrestleMania41 #WrestleMania
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Gout Gout. Remember the name. #Olympics
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Ramones Needles and Pins Musikladen 1978 youtu.be/8tTHAdyWLMc?si=iydh…
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Does anyone ever think about those rumours about Pep’s doctor when one star player impacts their performance so much?
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Weapons grade hypocrisy on display here… Classic Clarkson.
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@maddenifico22 Oct 2024
Obama, unloading on the loathsome piece of shit. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👇
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Just catching up on Bad Blood @DMcIntyreWWE v @CMPunk. What a match!!! But that moment on the steps made me do this 👇Also had to put money in the swear jar.
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I think it looks like he’s saying “No Amad?” and shaking his head in disbelief
LupsyFUT (@LupsyFut) profile pictureLupsyFUT@LupsyFut6 Oct 2024
Rashford saying “he’s gone mad” He’s so obviously lost the dressing room 😬
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This is a tough watch. This conflict has to stop.
Sarah Wilkinson (@swilkinsonbc) profile pictureSarah Wilkinson
@swilkinsonbc18 Aug 2024
Palestinian journalist Salma al-Qadoumi is shot in the back by Israeli snipers while covering the israeli invasion of northwestern Khan Yunis
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Red Hot Chilli Peppers are performing in Paris tonight to close the #Olympics. Just a reminder the lead singer once had sex with a 14 year old girl and talked about it in his book Scar Tissue. ranker.com/list/anthony-kied…
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A generational talent who rose to the occasion in the semi-final and final to complete the set. Unbelievable.
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getting silver / getting Silva
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@PicturesFoIder31 Jul 2024
Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal
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McClaren’s accent from now on…
Football on TNT Sports (@footballontnt) profile pictureFootball on TNT Sports
@footballontnt31 Jul 2024
Steve McClaren has been named the new head coach of the Jamaica national team 🇯🇲 McClaren leaves his role as first-team coach for Manchester United to join the Reggae Boyz on a two-year contract.
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Hi @AvantiWestCoast. Your trains are a disgrace. Toilets overflowing (great for a child in Crocs) and even your train cleaning staff are complaining it’s too hot and asking why we’ve not been offered water. Worst train journey I’ve had in quite some time.
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Oh and I’m on the 17.12 to Manchester in Coach F (as in hot as a for Furnace).
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@AMAZlNGNATURE11 Jul 2024
Wildlife conservationist placing baby burrowing owls back in their burrow.
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