@simonsfunkel

"the lovers, the dreamers, and me" 🌞🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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"I asked chatgpt!" well I asked Kermit and he said you should look for the rainbow connection
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life before this tweet
Sam Altman
@sama30 Nov 2022
today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com
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your dad
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@buffysOct 27
who’s the sexiest man alive?
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manic street preachers and suede tonight😄
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sonny★ retweeted
roddy 🍎@leonardsapple5h
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the irony of my shirt (for halloween) depicting a woman in absolute terror being delayed overseas is not lost on me. i am the woman in absolute terror now. why is my shirt trapped in europe
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home. he's going home.
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Replying to @simonsfunkel
Yassified Simon & Garfunkel
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a lot of my academic life as of late has been looking at the material, accepting i'm going to fail then going to sleep
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my newborn baby: p- p- p…. me: omg is she gonna say papa my newborn baby: people’s sexiest man alive 2026 was a fraudulent choice
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many people are asking the question. what if bruce springsteen were upside down
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born in the USA, i'm on fire, and dancing in the dark all being from the same album
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I love gay Halloween what do you mean you’re Hog
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why does everyone call Sebastian Croft Bash????
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woah mama they trapped me in the fuggler
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um girl do it yourself idgaf😭😭😭
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RIP Lou Reed. Gone 13 yrs now. Still can't believe he posted this then died the next day. Legend
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i didn't. BUT i now have in the blue light
sonny★@simonsfunkelOct 27
i will find paul simon self titled today i will find paul simon self titled today i will find paul simon self titled today i will find paul simon self titled today i will find paul simon self titled today i will find paul simon self titled today i will
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hall & oates look like if simon & garfunkel swapped a few features around
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i genuinely have never looked more like shit in my entire life than i do right now
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