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Simon

@simonwhitee

1/3 of the beer attack podcast.

 London, England
Joined November 2009
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Jed@SFC_JedJul 6
Surprised Mexico didn’t bring on that Altitude fella I’d been hearing so much about
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RIVALS CAME FOR A HATEWATCH
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Is it normal to hate the team you support that's top of the league?
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Arsenal played a whole half with 10 away to Man City last year & drew & the narrative was Arsenal were the losers because they dropped a lead. Today Chelsea, at home, lost a lead, needing to win to close the gap, but the narrative is it’s a better point for Chelsea. 🤔
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Liverpool losing today obviously guarantees Arsenal are contractually obliged to drop points tomorrow. It’s just Premier League physics
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Asahi absolutely huge news btw
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OH. MY. GOD. 🚀
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Feathers Mcgraw broke out of prison
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🚨 Ten Hag: “I’m not thinking about being sacked, not at all. We all made the decision to stay together”. “Ownership, staff, players, myself. We made the decision from a clear review of what we have to do”. “We knew it would take some time. We are on the same page together”.
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Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK1 Jun 2024
🚨 NEW: The Lib Dems are calling for Premier League football matches to be shown free of charge [@SkyNews]
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Antony isn't him
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Neville's commentary is less actual commentary and more 'what I wish would happen'.
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The obvious disappointment in Gary Neville's voice is incredible.
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Are you not entertained? 🥶
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@APresserV212 Mar 2024
MOOD 🥳 teapawt.net/kendoblinx/status/1767…
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Havertz probably the best striker in the world atm
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Kane going to Bayern for a title tap in and having to watch Granit Xhaka lift it would be pretty funny imo
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@FCBayernEN21 Jan 2024
Werder score. 🔴⚪️ #FCBSVW 0-1 (59')
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@utdbrxy18 Nov 2023
Life peaked teapawt.net/dreezabz/status/166941…
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@hazfcb_17 Nov 2023
Euro 2020 🕊️
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