🇸🇪 🇪🇷writer & director of stuff on the tele. I don’t want to sell you anything. I don’t take this sh that seriously. 21.05.25 🏆 COYS🤍

Joined February 2009
The face of a man who is going to be paid £7m for 39 days for work😭
No taxi was needed for Ange. He literally & figuratively drove himself out of The City Ground. He did have time to stop on Trent Bridge for a selfie with one of our younger Garibaldi Girls, Georgia. See ya, mate! #NFFC #TrickyTalks #AngePostecoglou #sacked #premierleague
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Man United fans were yapping crazy this summer. But instead of focusing on what they didn’t do, let’s focus on what we did. We changed our strategy. Stopped deal hunting and acted like a big club by paying for quality. Starting to see why it matters. That’s the lesson here.
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VDV’s passing used to be one of his few weaknesses. Never bad. Always secure on the ball. Just wasn’t a big strength the way it was with Romero. Not anymore. Now it’s a proper strength. Few things better than seeing a great talent getting closer to reaching his true potential.
Micky Van De Ven vs Chelsea
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Spurs are quietly creating one of the most solid defences in the league and no one seems to be noticing… If you exclude GW1 vs Brentford where I wouldn’t even describe that as a proper first XI, we have the 2nd best defence in the league for xGC Also only Arsenal and Bournemouth were expected to keep more clean sheets than us Now that we have started finding the back of the net on the other side of the pitch, opposition teams should be on the look out…
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A good team plays with an internal clock. Set the tempo and impose their style of play on the game. Players always showing for each other on the ball, letting it go quickly, and moving again into space. Resulting in productive, and beautiful football.
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Missed the game. Watched it this morning. My favorite performance this season. Incredible mentality, playing with intensity, physicality and focus the full 90. Beautiful football based on push & go and third man runs. RDZ got us looking like a proper Spurs team again. #COYS
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The way united fans spent their whole summer bragging about their ”brilliant” recruitment and how much money they “saved” on their midfielders compared to us has never been funnier😭
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Saw this earlier but didn’t register what it actually shows. 52% v 23% win rate is an insane stat.
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Finally a win. I can breathe again. I can show my face outside again. We MOVE😭🤍
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Didn’t even look slower than before. Genuinely insane.
deki deadass had a hole in his knee, i cant even believe he was able to make that 50 yard dash at that speed. modern medicine is a miracle lol
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I Would Trust Ben Davies With My Life
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Frustrating thing with Solanke is that the has so many good ST attributes while simultaneously lacking the most important ones.
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This team really needed to score a screamer like that and Marmoush is a great pick for a confidence boost.
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Mmmmmmaramoush🤍
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I feel like a lot of ppl forgot how good and important James Maddison is for this team.
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Spurs have had major injury issues at every position bar one. Spurs address this in the summer by making sure to have depth in every position bar one. The one where they haven’t had injury issues. Spurs begin to have injury issues in that one position. Most Spurs thing ever.
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El HDP de @FabrizioRomano le ha dedicado 14! Si, CATORCE! Publicaciones a Mbappé y Yamal en las últimas 24 horas y 0, si, CERO a Harry Kane ... Que puto asco el Marketing en el fútbol y estos "periodistas" vendidos 🤮
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Story in today’s i newspaper on #THFC mercurial talent Luca Williams-Barnett With Spurs lacking a spark, creativity (at times) and an end product, it beggars belief that LWB was not on the bench vs #AVFC
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Random question: is there a limit to how many games you can watch your team lose before your head explodes like?
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