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not a woman of few words.

Louisiana, USA
Joined May 2016
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niggas be wanting something a lil more stupid than I can offer. It’s someone out here tho
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same kid who crashes the entire fucking moon on us the game after btw
EEEEEE so cutie
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she must’ve hated his guts during them 9 months 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
Fans couldn’t help but notice how Cardi B’s son Grey cries the EXACT same way as his father, Stefon Diggs 😭❤️‍🩹
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“Spoilers” and said content is nearly 30 years old.
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i promise i don’t want a boyfriend no time soon
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The 13th Hoekage. 🌸 retweeted
El-Sayed has white grandparents? And we’re just seeing them post-election?! With Obama, they showed us his white mother quite often ahead of elections.
Jan and Judy Johnson, grandparents of Michigan Senator-elect Abdul El-Sayed, discuss their blended family and what it was like watching their grandson become elected to Congress.
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The 13th Hoekage. 🌸 retweeted
NGL... the camera panning back and him still being on the floor takes me o it every time and then he just pops back up 😂😂😂😂
Five years later and this shit STILL cracks me up. You and Andy did that 😂 @BrunoMars
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😂
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The 13th Hoekage. 🌸 retweeted
yall called us conspiracy theorists when we told yall that your refrigerator doesn’t need YouTube and Spotify. 🤗
#BREAKING: U.S. warns of ongoing cyberattacks targeting refrigeration systems at grocery stores.
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The 13th Hoekage. 🌸 retweeted
so was spongebob :)
I'm under a lot of the same conditions that made squidward so mean.
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The 13th Hoekage. 🌸 retweeted
when a kid gives you a fake ID
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I wish my phone stayed on 97 % as long as the Misssissippi US Senate race results.
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You so real for this acknowledgement. Lol
Deep down I do believe women shouldn’t pay for anything, I just don’t got the account to support that belief 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
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This tweet plus the username being down south DJ is sending me 😭
Telling a nigga you in a drought so yall should fuck no feelings and he put u on the Jumbotron and he not even cute Jesus of Nazareth invest in a rose TUHDAY
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Because that means she REALLY practice what she’s preaching rn 😭
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The 13th Hoekage. 🌸 retweeted
Politicians when they see kids getting fed at school for free
North Dakota voters narrowly reject free school meals for all K-12 students
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This is a steal!
There’s a man across the street selling a 2006 Lexus GS 300 with 87,433 miles (I went and sat in the car) for $4000. And when I say pristine condition. Original leather seats which he kept covered omfg Something in me is making me want it
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Unpopular opinion, you shouldn’t have to upgrade systems to be able to play a new game. Especially when the “upgraded” system costs $500+.
the switch came out in 2017 and people are still upset about having to upgrade their console to play the new Zelda…
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They really rigged the game when we became adults.
NEW: Making $100,000 a year is now considered lower-middle class in 12 U.S. states.
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Developing anxiety later in age is… something 😭
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