So, what do you do for work? Me: I'm a Staff Human in the Loop.

Wait...is it not?

Found php on my kid’s laptop...these monsters know no bounds.

My kid's laptop got infected with PHP, which software do I use to remove it?

honeypot it's actually the real pot, but the honey is gay.

"You know when you feel a woman's breast and it feels like a bag of sand..."

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*two of my jira tickets... (we have a big backlog and I need some help)

Would be a shame if someone...

tbh I make the same face when drinking Guinness.

*wakes up in heaven*...ok, well it didn't listen.

Yikes

Look down into the fire and become present.

Woops

Shipmates 🤝

Wait, I'm also in Dallas and love listening to your podcast. Who have we been listening too?? We have a whole listen party planned tonight.

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Nice!

oops