Sipho

If a ventriloquist has an African American puppet does he get to say it?

somebody get these BANGERS out of here

Gave $20 to a homeless spanish woman and she got down on her knees and was praising me in Spanish and my first instinct was to salute her and walk away I think I blew it

Watching food videos while you eat is like watching porn while you jack it

I’m so bad at this I do it all the time

Do those spiders that have hair always have hair or do they go through a little spider puberty and then grow hair

There’s only one reason I know how to spell “amateur”

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Amazon delivery saw my dumbass dying cat and said “woahh what is that?”

Wait a bakers dozen is 13? wtf going on man seriously

Hydration is overrated af I normally drink 1 glass of water a day but today I drank 14 bottles in 2 hours to test it and I feel the same except I’m now shivering and wasting half my day taking unnecessary pisses.

Apologize to Mr. Fuzzy right now.

🎉 500,000 🎉 That’s a huge milestone, thank you guys for watching my stooopid vids ❤️

I ain’t ever seen a skinny person drinking Pepsi

the pain of getting stung by a wasp isn’t bad, it’s the sight and thought of the demonic creature sticking its stinger all up in me

I really hope animals understand the concept of an “accident” like I don’t want them thinking I step on their tails on purpose.

why aren’t animals more freaked out when they look in a mirror do they not comprehend it?

appreciate what you have and work for what you don’t

Everytime I see this clip I rewatch it. One of the most satisfying goals imo

when those pedofile catchers corner a guy and he say “yall ain’t gonna believe me, but…”