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My best friend is trying to lure me out of my house who taught her this forbidden technique
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he is Ocelot in fact
#MetalGear #MGSV
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If Johann was a kitty he would be the kind that you barely ever see and that never lets you touch him. But if he likes you he will leave dead mouses on your pillow and show you his belly. But that's not an invitation to pet him !! He will run away and not come back for a week.
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asked my friend to look up info on the chiikawa movie and in the Recommended was only Monster
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𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝚒𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢 𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚎
-𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚒𝚎 𝙼𝚒𝚛𝚔(𝟷𝟿𝟽𝟸
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Me: To my doctor I have a condtion called ecd btw and it means something bad💀
Ok why disease and how did you have it
Me: Doctor it meant Emergency clucking disorder💀
Mr. : Bro check he and💀 sus 100% 🤠😻👽🤡
Goorse : mom mom mom mom🤑🤧
He ᥲ𝗍 s᥆ mᥙᥴһ. , ძіr𝗍9
































