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You literally can’t make this shit up
The binance hacker has only 1 coin he’s ever bought on solana, and it’s fuckin Retard Coin
What the fuck is going on
My case for Retard Coin gets stronger every day.
On any given day, something can happen, crypto related or not, that still ends up correlating
Someone will say something ridiculous, an event will break, or something will pull global attention (today) and it will circle back to Retard Coin.
The trade is simple and obvious. These just take time, because a lot of trading today has moved away from what actually works: simplicity
“My moat is that I am retarded and have no shame. Which means I will do the retarded thing that works” - General George S Patton
This is complete confirmation that Binance is & has been, in the order books of retard coin
Retards are in control
teapawt.net/sizeab1e/status/211591…
Binance's initial investigation suggests that the security incident may involve a compromised DevOps engineer’s laptop, which allowed an attacker to gain access to a service container and submit unauthorized withdrawal transactions. We have found no evidence of any wallet private key leak. We will share a detailed technical post-mortem once the investigation is complete and the facts are fully verified.
The estimated total impact sits at around $6.3B. We have worked with blockchain partners to freeze affected assets, with ~$3 billion frozen on-chain so far.
Binance will cover all losses from the SAFU fund and the company’s funds. User funds are safe. We will also publish an updated Proof of Reserves once the remediation is complete.
As an immediate precaution, Binance has:
- temporarily suspended deposits and withdrawals while security checks are completed;
- revoked the affected address authorisation;
- engaged law enforcement and blockchain intelligence partners to trace and recover funds.
Our teams are working around the clock to resolve this issue safely and thoroughly. We are working closely with our law enforcement partners to confirm the identity of these criminals and bring them to justice.
Please rely only on official Binance channels for updates. Please feel free to contact Binance Customer Support if you have any further questions.
binance.com/en/support/annou…
Sizeab1e (RetardGCR) 🧩 retweeted
The smartest and best criminals know they’ll be charged long before they ever commit the crime, and set the stage appropriately for when that day comes.
I challenge any jurisdiction to scour the earth for a jury that is going to take a crypto investment in “retard coin” seriously.
It’s so simple, but so well executed.
Brother i have probably spoken to you over the last year
You have been buying the coin for over 3 months
I swear on retard coin i will keep your privacy safe
I just want to see ONE retard injection
We are in control man! Retards are in control
Sizeab1e (RetardGCR) 🧩 retweeted
FYI if this retard actually wants to commit non freezable crime, and create some of the greatest lore the blockchain has seen, it could very well take place at the gates of Retard Coin
If there was ever whispers of a retard candle, right now is more prevalent than ever
Sizeab1e (RetardGCR) 🧩 retweeted
Statement on Alleged Link Between Retard Coin Holder and Binance Incident:
We do not condone hacking
Markets operate on their own terms
The retards are in control
I have been given certain abilities in this life, and I intend to use every one of them without reservation or compromise.
Those will now be directed entirely toward one objective: elevating Retard Coin to a one billion dollar valuation that constitutes its fair price.
Nothing else will take precedence. Every hour, every resource, and every capacity I possess will be directed toward that end. I do not expect the path to be easy, nor do I require it to be. What I require is the outcome.
If that means exhausting myself completely in the process, then that is the price I accept. There is no version of this in which I stop short. Retard Coin will reach one billion dollars, or I will have given everything I have in the attempt
Anyone who sees a downside to buying Retard Coin at $80k market cap with 20% of the supply permanently removed is, fittingly, a retard.
Realistically, I could count on one hand the coins I think will ever reach a multi-billion-dollar valuation.
The reason Retard Coin (@Retardfirm ) doesn’t have a blue check right now
Is because after almost 7 months of back and forth I’ve finally got accepted to acquire @retardcoin
Thank you @XHandles and the multiple employees I harassed for half a year over a handle called Retard Coin
