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The phrase “yet another disaster” appears frequently in his memoirs. Tax, law, Disney and musical theatre. Views are my own.

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined February 2010
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, only Petra Mede should be allowed to host #Eurovision. #SBSEurovision
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The Governor’s Office wishes to address recent rumours and misinformation circulating online regarding Jonathan, the world’s oldest living tortoise. We can confirm that Jonathan is alive and well, continuing to enjoy his peaceful life on St Helena.
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Back in the 1950s, law schools apparently received inquiries from potential applicants that sometimes included a lot of questions. Here, Dean Prosser of UC Berkeley imagines a reply. jle.aals.org/home/vol10/iss4…
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Flight attendant: is there a doctor on the plane JD: Yes, right here; I’m a Juris Doctor! Flight attendant: Thank God! This man needs an emergency ex parte TRO filed ASAP! JD: actually, I’m more of a transactional lawyer….
Flight attendant: “Is there a doctor on the plane?” PhD: “yes, are you hiring?”
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He looked like a fish that's just learned that its rich uncle in Australia has pegged out and left it a packet.
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🔴 BREAKING! New inscription on the @UNESCO #WorldHeritage List: Murujuga Cultural Landscape, #Australia 🇦🇺. ➡️ unes.co/47whc #47WHC
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🔴 BREAKING! New inscription on the @UNESCO #WorldHeritage List: Cambodian Memorial Sites: From centres of repression to places of peace and reflection, #Cambodia 🇰🇭. ➡️ unes.co/47whc #47WHC
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Audra McDonald performs “Rose’s Turn” on The Tony Awards®
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Meet Aurora ✨ Kiss Of The Spider Woman official teaser trailer….💋🕷️💃🏽 Experience the film in theaters October 10
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The real winner of Eurovision 2025 #Eurovision2025 #Eurovision #ESC2025
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Impressed the crack White House economic team not only found the Heard and McDonald Islands—an uninhabited Australian territory which is a two week sail from the mainland requiring a permit to visit—but that they managed to figure out the optimal retaliatory tariff to impose on penguins.
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West Side Severance??? @BenStiller
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Well, this is quite the opening to a judgment. (Ashimola v Samuel [2025] EWHC 502 (Ch))
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When the Kodak factory opened in Coburg, Victoria in 1961, it was a huge boost for manufacturing in Australia. Wolfgang Sievers took these photos of the factory in the months following the opening. 📷: brnw.ch/21wRd9W and brnw.ch/21wRd9X
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All restaurants should have a QR code on the table to allow you to pay your bill and leave when you want to. The process of trying to flag down a waiter, then wait for your bill, then wait for the card machine is torture.
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Think tax avoidance is a modern concept? This house in Grasmere was built in the 17th century over a stream to avoid land tax. The tax was typically levied on buildings that occupied 'land', so by building the house over a stream, they avoided the requirement to pay it*
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Lawrence Of Arabia (1962 dir. David Lean) (Cinematography by Freddie Young)
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On Trade, I have decided, for purposes of Fairness, that I will charge a RECIPROCAL Tariff meaning, whatever Countries charge the United States of America, we will charge them - No more, no less! For purposes of this United States Policy, we will consider Countries that use the VAT System, which is far more punitive than a Tariff, to be similar to that of a Tariff. Sending merchandise, product, or anything by any other name through another Country, for purposes of unfairly harming America, will not be accepted. In addition, we will make provision for subsidies provided by Countries in order to take Economic advantage of the United States. Likewise, provisions will be made for Nonmonetary Tariffs and Trade Barriers that some Countries charge in order to keep our product out of their domain or, if they do not even let U.S. businesses operate. We are able to accurately determine the cost of these Nonmonetary Trade Barriers. It is fair to all, no other Country can complain and, in some cases, if a Country feels that the United States would be getting too high a Tariff, all they have to do is reduce or terminate their Tariff against us. There are no Tariffs if you manufacture or build your product in the United States. For many years, the U.S. has been treated unfairly by other Countries, both friend and foe. This System will immediately bring Fairness and Prosperity back into the previously complex and unfair System of Trade. America has helped many Countries throughout the years, at great financial cost. It is now time that these Countries remember this, and treat us fairly – A LEVEL PLAYING FIELD FOR AMERICAN WORKERS. I have instructed my Secretary of State, Secretary of Commerce, Secretary of the Treasury, and United States Trade Representative (USTR) to do all work necessary to deliver RECIPROCITY to our System of Trade! Donald Trump Truth Social Post 12:52 PM EST 02/15/25
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