@sjsmassi

sjs 2 and 71 enthusiast - team scout that never made the payroll - who tf is cole caufield #turnitallteal #gohabsgo

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so i was right.
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they were waiting for that amazon package with those costumes in their driveway then went straight to the party😭 holy shit someone teach them to iron. and to tie their laces maybe.
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they were waiting for that amazon package with those costumes in their driveway then went straight to the party😭 holy shit someone teach them to iron. and to tie their laces maybe.
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should i ask them if they have hockey cards?
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on a tour in beijing, china yapping with a man in his 60s who went to boston college, discussing how he’s pissed that smith dumped bc for “celebrini and the sharks” too early because he, perreault and leonard were legendary. you can’t make this up😭😭😭
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my favourite find so far!
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can’t make it to san jose so i improvised my own elevated cupcakes in seoul (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) .ᐟ.ᐟ
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Celebrini took a big hit, a clean one, but Smith didn't like it and cross-checked a guy who went down a bit easy. Sharks back to the PK
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but i thought americans didn’t like canadian markets i’m confused
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using ivar’s ass to push himself back up is certainly a choice😭
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WILL SMITH HOCKEY GOT HOES MAD
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MACK!!!!!!
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Will Smith was one of the more - if not only - effective Sharks in the first period. Was pretty much the only offensive threat and looked solid defensively. Not much he and Sam Dickinson could do about the 4-on-2 goal when Trouba fell at the offensive blue line. #SJSharks
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massi retweeted
steph@puckdiaryOct 9
The san jose sharks have a 100% record under the will smith 1c dictatorship 🤫
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will smith 😲
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listen i know you’re all really harping on the rpf part of that article but the blatant misogyny and objectification of mack was like 100x more insidious
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last thoughts on this article.
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The NHL is playing a very dangerous game when it markets its stars as sex symbols and it’s only going to bring more of the attention he’s trying to avoid. The innuendos in this article are gross. Respect him as a player.
GQ Magazine
@GQMagazineOct 7
In addition to being the NHL’s next big star, Macklin Celebrini also possesses heartthrob looks; he appears, essentially, like he could have been cast in Heated Rivalry or Off Campus—the ultra-popular romance shows that have recently used the world of hockey as a backdrop for steamy love stories. As his profile has risen, he has become an unwitting target of intrigue, fascination, and parasocial projection among those series’ many (mostly female) viewers, who are eager to find examples of, or at least hopeful stand-ins for, their fictional fantasies in the real world. It’s an unexpected—or at least ancillary—form of attention, one that he’s still getting used to. “There’s been times where it’s a little much,” Celebrini admits when asked if fans have behaved out of bounds. He says he gets the occasional crazy DM. “But I think you’ve got to just always obviously be calm and kind of just handle whatever gets thrown at you.” gq.visitlink.me/ZV1p8v
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is macklin aware that nick remsen posted a link to an album of fanfic stories about him? after he was described looking uncomfortable? just wondering.
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massi@sjsmassiOct 7
to waste a professional athlete’s time to simply throw in his face a spew of fiction is unprofessional on so many levels. and the tone in which it was written was so off, the blatant misogyny really added a nice touch to the train wreck of an article! thanks for nothing GQ.
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