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Joined January 2017
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The fact that whoever is running the White House Twitter account has had to watch #AlligatorAuschwitz shitting all over their notifications for almost 48 hours makes me smile. 95,000 likes 4000 comments Almost 3 million views. Nice work team. 👊
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We are very excited to let you know that in early December, we will release the first trailer for the next Grand Theft Auto. We look forward to many more years of sharing these experiences with all of you. Thank you, Sam Houser
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schweigeminute für die ganzen opfer in bayern😔🕊️
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I have been in Germany a week and somehow I am only now learning that this country has a beloved children’s character that is a clinically depressed piece of bread — in space.
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this was crazy
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100 Gramm Strom haben immer Bereitschaftsdienst, direkt hinter jeder Steckdose. Falls jemand den Stecker reinschiebt, treten 70 Gramm Strom in Aktion und stehen sofort zur Verfügung, die übrigen 30 alarmieren den Hauptstromvorrat, der dann anspringt. So geht das.
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So ein geisteskranker Klassiker und trotzdem fickt diese Konversation immer und immer wieder mein kopf
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This guy just hit a once in a lifetime shot in CSGO An AWP ace with 1 bullet… 5 kills with 1 shot. Literally can’t believe this is real
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imagine getting rocked by a minion LMAOO
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Wenn die Zeitumstellung eine Person wäre, wäre sie vermutlich Orangemorange. Niemand mag ihn, aber trotzdem darf er auf Twitch streamen.
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Mein Herz rast wenn ich das lese
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If you sit for more than 6 hours a day, read this:
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RIP website designers. This new tool is ChatGPT for UI design. What's even more amazing: it's all editable in Figma. 👇
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Eigentlich dachte ich, das Wasser sei gefroren und er würde beim Aufprallen mit beiden Äxten gerade rechtzeitig das Eis zerschlagen, um dann ins Wasser zu fallen. Aber so: keine Eier in der Hose.
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Malte retweeted
Replying to @fasc1nate
Yeah they are
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1v3 circle closing you knock 2 and the third gets caught in the storm.
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