John Asmuth (@skelterjohn) profile picture

gopher, xoogler, soldier, spy he/him/his

Joined April 2014
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Twitter is gone, X is in its place. I have no interest in X, so I'm uninstalling. Bye bye.
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Not statistics.
$30,000 is the cost of the average wedding, 4 hours is the length of the average wedding. Taking out a $30,000 loan to pay for a 4-hour wedding is crazy to me.
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youtu.be/C_M75qQAl50 Memento Mori, by Matt Halper, performed by the New Jersey Guitar Orchestra (and me!) #classicalguitar
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But what if I get to make it...
Let's play "anger a software developer in 10 words or less": The world needs a new config language
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This seems like OO programming all over again. Which is fine, to be clear. X-language, thin-funnel boundaries between concerns. Message passing.
If I'm starting a company, I'm putting proto defined service and RPC boundaries in place even if I'm linking everything into a single binary. I was against of this idea until lately but experience is proving me wrong.
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People forgetting that ChatGPT isn't actually an intelligence, but instead a best-effort synthesizer.
When I ask ChatGPT to summarize a paper at a *particular* ArXiV URL, it totally hallucinates the title and the author names - even after multiple attempts. Am I missing something? I know I should probably be using specialized summary tools, but I just found this surprising.
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She wanted to be just like her dad. Then she found out why that wasn't really a great goal.
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Twitter is showing me more and more right wing stuff. No one I follow likes it or even engages with it. Musk et al seem to be designing algorithmic preference for this material. Every right wing accusation is an admission.
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Cool story, in the next month or so I'm probably going to have a kidney removed!
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Wow this was so long ago. And it took so much longer than I thought it would. I am now cancer-free, as far as anyone can tell. Short one kidney. Pathology report from the removed tissue was as good as could be reasonably expected.
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More specifically, there was cancer in my kidney as expected, but it was not deeply invasive, and had not spread to my nearby lymph node (most-likely next victim). No further treatment planned, just surveillance!
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Opportunities are everywhere! You don't need an ivy league degree if you can chance an encounter with one of the max(kind+brilliant) minds of the 20th c to be your mentor!
Replying to @KeenanPeachy
I went to a community college. Met Apple cofounder @stevewoz in parking lot and studied with him every day for a semester. There is opportunity everywhere. You have to find it.
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Nobody enunciates harder than a pianist telling somebody their job title
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1. Hypertalk 2. C 3. Logo 4. C++ 5. Java 6. Python 7. Go
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John Asmuth retweeted
Some madlad decided to pit ChatGPT against Stockfish, the predominant AI chess engine see if you can tell who’s who, and predict who will win
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Getting prepped for my nephroureterectomy. Coming out the other side cancer free. See you all soon!
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Actually feeling way better than I thought I would. Not comfortable, but when I'm not moving I basically feel ok.
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Recovery is going well. Today I am able to get out of bed myself. So I think I'll be able to move around the house and not be TERMINALLY BORED STUCK IN BED. My god has it been boring. I think I'll be doing a lot of lie down time still, but just the option to go somewhere...
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Surgery scheduled! Feb 1st. Nephroureterectomy. With robots. Looking forward to moving on.
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