Been away But Now Back! :)

Car crash interview this morning by one of the worst Lord Chancers since Truss and Grayling!

Thanks Rishi!…. Toast?

#PartyGate what tosh!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

So Boris won’t answer reporter’s question and is to await the outcome of an internal investigation to ascertain whether he attended his party or not…..🤔🥳🤔😂

"Yeah, good comeback by Chelsea but did you watch Inter Milan's comeback against Atalanta in 2014. That was beautiful." And in other news Gary Neville has just tested positive as being the best commentator in the World. Thankfully he is not showing any symptoms…

So, came out to the local for a XMAS pint with my son and appear to be caught up celebrating a successful hare coursing event with travellers! 4 pints in and haven’t put my hand in my pocket yet!!! Represented various in the past!

Can’t beat a good 11 hours at the police station with a Home coming to a festive movie! Misery

Just sorting items for the big fella; mince pie/sherry/carrot/milk/face mask/surface wipes/hand gel/…Merry XMAS to y’all 😳🤶🍷

Probably the saddest part of being a grown up is deciding with your wife that an air fryer will be your Christmas gift to each other….

I hate Christmas shopping for the wife, I've just wasted two hours in a queue to discover Poundland don’t do gift vouchers.