Technologist // former touring rock musician // Arkansan in exile // Justified+Ancient

Boston, MA, USA
Joined November 2007
Jordyn Bonds retweeted
Just had our first Waffle House experience at 1am. Great food, great prices, and friendly staff. 10/10, we will be coming back.😋
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Replying to @classiccinemich
Wait, people “have a lot of opinions” about this movie? What other opinions are there besides “This movie is fucking solid GOLD!!!” ??!
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Jordyn Bonds retweeted
Congratulations Nevada. #noweatherhazards #Stormy
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Jordyn Bonds retweeted
Got it—based on this photo, it looks like you’re standing beside a statue of Ozymandias, a great and well-remembered King. If you would like, I can help you plan a tour of the surrounding area to explore the notable achievements and landmarks associated with his reign.
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Jordyn Bonds retweeted
I've spent years struggling to prove that the sunk-cost fallacy isn't actually a fallacy. No sense in giving up now, though.
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This meeting could have been an overnight visit from three ghosts
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Jordyn Bonds retweeted
before you came into my life i missed you so bad is the platonic ideal of a perfect pop lyric cos its simultaneously completely stupid and crushingly profound … all the best lyrics are like this
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sorry i didn’t realize we were all already on the same page here!
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Someone else said: “Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves. Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.” And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.
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Jordyn Bonds retweeted
bartender: what are you having mate guy who speaks in amazon product titles: yea can i get 2 Beer Beverage, Beer Cans, Portable Alcohol Beverage, Party Tailgate Birthday Event | Catering | Drinking Supplies | Aluminium, Silver (2-count)
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My cousin found this and I think it’s the most delightful thing I’ve seen all week.
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This Weekend • Presented here not only as a cinematic epic but also as a feat of human endurance! Don’t miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Abel Gance’s LA ROUE w/live accompaniment by Jeff Rapsis, Sat at 12pm. Info & tickets: brattlefilm.org/film-series/…
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LL Bean is short for Large Language Bean
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Jordyn Bonds retweeted
Replying to @xkcd
The well water pipe at the end mirrors most software security.
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Jordyn Bonds retweeted
This is everything Mary Shelley envisioned but didn’t have the words for
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Sky Alarm xkcd.com/2979
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Copywriting: It’s not for everybody
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