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skyzm

@skyzm
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My son just woke me up in the middle of a dream but it was decent timing because I had no idea what to wear to a “formal pool party” with all the other Starship Troopers.
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1984: They bust a god 1989: They bust a wizard trying to ascend to godhood 2021: They bust a god 2024: They bust a god “Let’s call em the Ghostbusters”
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Whoever the fuck owns skyzm.com and wants $5,900 for it? I will give you 50 bucks for it and that's the best offer you'll get from anyone on the planet.
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*Feels like a good time to check back in on my Minecraft friends*
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I can see into the future, but only for movie tag lines. “FasTEN your seatbelts.”
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Which one of you bought skyzm.com 8 years ago when I was moderately popular? I’ll give you 5 bucks for it.
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Wait, 4 bucks.
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If Halo doesn’t get the BR it’s going to be one of the biggest missed opportunities in gaming history.
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Muscles are jacked Forehead is large Shirt is 🔥 #ForIvy
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Perfect tweet
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In which a fully grown man states that employee tattoos might make him think he’s not looking at real Disney characters.
Orlando Sentinel (@orlandosentinel) profile pictureOrlando Sentinel@orlandosentinel23 Apr 2021
I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary bit.ly/3ndedd4
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Was that the light coating we saw in season 8?
Game of Thrones (@GameOfThrones) profile pictureGame of Thrones
@GameOfThrones14 Apr 2021
Winter is coming.
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Just got my first dose of Pfizer. Wasn’t too bad once you get passed the taste.
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You guys know I’m a huge Godzilla fan. Here’s the most succinct Godzilla vs Kong review you can write: The monsters are great and the story is dogshit. It’s almost unwatchable except for the fights and Jia. You gotta see it.
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At least fast forward to the fights.
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Perfect review.
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“How was your day son?” “I streamsniped these guys and shouted the n-word when they killed me” *sounds of strangling*
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“We can finally tell these Kong fans to eat shit.” First thing I read in the Godzilla subreddit.
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Still one of the best scenes in the history of Godzilla movies.
Monsterverse (@Monsterverse) profile pictureMonsterverse
@Monsterverse23 Mar 2021
It’s time to witness the king in 4K Ultra HD. #Godzilla4K is available NOW - bit.ly/2OL6Htf
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Kibby comes to take you to jail. You are Borby. What do you do
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I fixed the glitch with TierMaker. You can now put Subway in the correct spot.
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Perfect tweet.
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