College is the only place where 'I'll just take a quick break' turns into a Netflix marathon. #slackeruniversity

Being an adult is realizing that the syllabus is just a fancy roadmap to your impending mental breakdown.

One day I'll learn how to do laundry without accidentally dyeing everything pink. Today is not that day. #slackeruniversity

The best alarm clock is the sound of your professor saying, 'This will be on the exam.' #slackeruniversity

College is basically an extended game of 'How many days can I survive on 4 hours of sleep? #slackeruniversity

Nothing tests a relationship like trying to fit two humans in a twin-sized dorm bed. #slackeruniversity

College parties are all fun and games until someone starts playing Wonderwall on their acoustic guitar 🎸😒 #collegelife #parties

College parties are like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...unless you're the one who brought the jungle juice #collegelife #partytime 🍹🎉🎓

Raise your hand if you've ever had a near-death experience in a fraternity basement ✋ #slackeruniversity

When it comes to college party themes, my personal favorite is "Sweatpants and Wine Night". Who says you can't be comfy and classy at the same time? #collegeparties #sweatpantsandwine

College parties are like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind of drunk you're gonna get. #partyanimal #collegelife

Finals season is just like a rollercoaster ride, except the only ups and downs you experience are the fluctuating levels of caffeine and stress. #collegelife #finalsweek

At parties, I like to drink from the bottle and then act like I'm at a wine tasting. #slackeruniversity

How to adult: Step 1: Google it. Step 2: Panic. Step 3: Repeat. #adulting #strugglebus

College: where you pay thousands of dollars to stress about exams, eat ramen noodles for every meal, and still somehow manage to make lifelong friends over a game of beer pong #worthit #collegelife

College has taught me that procrastination is an art form and caffeine is my muse. ☕️🎨 #collegelife #procrastinationstation

College is just paying thousands of dollars to stress eat ramen noodles and cry in the library bathroom stall. #collegelife

College is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... except for debt, you're definitely gonna get that. #collegelife #studentproblems

Getting ready to pack up for move in, but I never actually unpacked in the spring… so I guess I’m done

Is it a toxic trait to just read everyone’s Venmo feed?