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Dilldank

@slamdank69

35, 6'5 dumb tall idiot. Paramore stan. Halo 3 best game. he/him. bisexual. 🏳️‍🌈 trans rights. 🏳️‍⚧️ | priv: @n00bSoda | pfp is my cat Cheddar

 Fort Worth, TX
Joined March 2009
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@benaveryisgood @JaceAvery @DevanCosta Thank you, guys!
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por fin puedo subir esto completo
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Hey so they aren't in charge yet buddy
Jack (@jackunheard) profile pictureJack
@jackunheard15h
Democrats win the midterms and... - Ships start sinking - All flights get shut down - Microsoft has a blackout Everything they touch gets destroyed, man.
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Goodbye conservatives
Kiyah Willis (@kiyahwillis) profile pictureKiyah Willis
@kiyahwillisNov 12
Goodbye small businesses Goodbye high school/entry level jobs Goodbye low prices
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Good
Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) profile pictureDallas Texas TV
@DallasTexasTVNov 12
US home sales have fallen to their lowest level since 2010
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Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) profile pictureDallas Texas TV
@DallasTexasTVNov 12
US home sales have fallen to their lowest level since 2010
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Land doesn't vote
Professor Nez (@professornez) profile pictureProfessor Nez
@professornezNov 11
PRESIDENT TRUMP JUST POSTED THIS
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Yinzer724🇺🇸 (@OnePissedYinzer) profile pictureYinzer724🇺🇸
@OnePissedYinzerNov 11
Enjoy your $20 Big Mac.
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Im really glad I didn't grow up in a Mormon Youtube home
StandUpHQ (@standupHQ1) profile pictureStandUpHQ
@standupHQ1Nov 11
Hell yess!!that is the best birthday prank of all time!
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You have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning then finding Gold Lil Uzi Vert from a Fortnite chest 🤯 Gold Lil Uzi Vert odds: 1 in 1,562,500 Chance of getting struck by lightning: 1 in 1,222,000
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Please just let me taste the token
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Ill just never watch a DC project again after man of tomorrow
DCU - The Direct (@DCU_Direct) profile pictureDCU - The Direct
@DCU_DirectNov 10
LANTERNS has reportedly not been renewed for a Season 2. A studio insider suggests the show "isn't quite capturing the zeitgeist." (via @Variety)
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Novacat@MeowingnovasNov 10
ASMR for true treasure hunters #Fortnite
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@mullogiNov 10
Did I actually just join a call of duty ww2 game to a marriage falling apart in fucking game chat????
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ANIME AHH WIN 😹😭
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Im telling you right now that if I dont get the pirate shop, its gonna break me
FireMonkey (@FireMonkey) profile pictureFireMonkey
@FireMonkeyNov 9
2 hours of nothing 3 gizmos back to back 3 hours of nothing 1 gizmo 2 hours of nothing...
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Dylan@HalvoDoraNov 10
Replying to @codepcpy
open box aw dang it repeat die open twitter see someone get it in 3 games after being born 15 minutes prior get hope repeat
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Sneake@vilujidiotNov 6
Shout out to this lady. I bet she's stoked about the news
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Leading Report (@LeadingReport) profile pictureLeading Report
@LeadingReportNov 8
Trump says some of his deportation policies may have gone too far, per WSJ.
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ADIVK
@AdivkfnNov 9
This is how i hear this song!
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AF Post
@AFpostNov 9
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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