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Thomas Chabot, entering his seventh season of NHL hockey, claims it's his rookie year: 'I don't count the rebuild'

Gonna make an app that synthesizes all data from any given NHL analytics chart into either a 🙂 or ☹️ i.e. Thomas Chabot, $8m AAV 🙂

When Chabot and Zub are out and you have to carry the entire Ottawa Senators roster to victory

You need Thomas Chabot if you want to win the Stanley Cup

If you said Chabot sucked earlier this season maybe you should have been struck by a lightning bolt

Chabot loitering by the changeroom door after the game to see if anybody in the next ice time needs another skater

With the condensed schedule they're going to have a pit crew for Chabot where after every 15 minutes of ice time he pulls aside and a crew of four people replace his skates, gloves and stick in 5 seconds or less

Chabot trying to reduce his ice time by getting assessed two penalties per game

Chabot-Zub pairing, I call that Chabanana ReZublic

Mods are asleep, post Chabot ELC signing

Bad mouthing Thomas Chabot is like bad mouthing your dad for falling asleep during family movie night after he worked 60 hours that week to beef up your college fund

"Is Thomas Chabot hot?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

Claude Giroux signing is huge for the cohort of Ottawans who keep their D&D dice in a Crown Royal bag

Claude Giroux has an assist on every Sens goal like he's signing a permission slip for his kids to light the lamp

Claude Giroux on the Sens

Mods are making dinner, post Karlsson mentoring Chabot

DORION: You wanna come back? KARLSSON: I don't want to move to Kanata DORION: You literally own a house here KARLSSON: No I don't, my house is in Ottawa DORION: What's the difference? KARLSSON: This is exactly why I left

The voices are getting louder and they're saying "Karlsson to the Sens"

Brady Tkachuk skating

Gotta hand it to the Tkachuk brothers: They dress themselves