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Relational database fan and nice person. Generally.

Joined January 2015
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In one of the slacks I'm in, we felt we didn't have the right emoji to properly capture the amazing karma of recent events... so @sliceydoo conceived of and a colleague not on this hellsite made this. Use it in good health.
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Replying to @UberEats
@UberEats I'm very disappointed I did not receive my medium fanta and no one answered when I called to complain
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While watching Lord of the Rings, @amandasfdc - “it’s like J.K. Rowling’s words come to life!” #DirtyFrancing #SheKnowsItWasCSLewis #WeHaveHadWine
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.@KFC follows 11 people. Those 11 people? 5 Spice Girls and 6 guys named Herb. 11 Herbs & Spices. I need time to process this.
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NEVER FORGET that Mexico sent troops and aid to help us after Hurricane Katrina.
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I have an idea for replacing one of those statues...
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If you are missing this, please contact the Granby Police. No, we are not kidding.
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It’s Thursday. How many people have lost their healthcare today?
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roll into the all-male meeting like
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Retweet if it's by absolute sheer meaningless luck that you weren't born in Syria with bombs falling all around you, desperate for refuge.
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Please call us at 415-621-2488 if you are expecting visitors at SFO and have heard they've been denied entry. aclunc.org/news/aclu-norther…
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So um Trump filed for re-election, 5 hours after being inaugurated. I know this doesn't have to do with computers but. This is fine. teapawt.net/resisterhood/status/82…
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And meanwhile a white supremacist is on the NSC. But Hillary Clinton's emails, right? teapawt.net/theatlnews/status/8255… – at Washington, DC
Trump gives Stephen Bannon access to the National Security Council trib.al/kC1X9qd
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To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada
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Just to be clear: Iraqi refugee held in cuffs for 17 hours at JFK before being allowed in was an interpreter for US troops during the war.
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Barfait retweeted
Lawyers are stationed at airports across U.S. If you know someone entering country, tell them not to sign anything before talking to lawyer
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I'm headed to the Sundance #WomensMarch - ur welcome 2 come feel the weight of my feminist balls in your tiny hand if it'll help teapawt.net/piersmorgan/status/822…
I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
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It feels like the hobbits didn't make it to Mordor to destroy the ring :( #TrumpInauguration #orcmaster
BREAKING: Chuck E. Cheese's Animatronic Band Declines To Play Trump's Inauguration
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