@slopburger

Harvey Dent you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll throw acid on you #letsgopens #NelkingForSaquon

 he/him 19 pittsburgian
Joined February 2020
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hockey culture so homophobic they have all of you pretending u dont hear those nhlers fagccents
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Some of yall walk around like yo shit ain’t pickled
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i only got hockey/basketball autism and my friends keep trying to force feed me footballslop
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Can🌱🩷@romancrabsOct 22
me being tolerant of gay people
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texting cam i can’t listen to her voice note bc it’s gravity bong night in my apartment
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they’re pumping graf full of quaaludes i think #newpregamemethod
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jolly little fucker playing like crazy rn
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u never know whats going on in other people’s homes like someone could be ordering aiden celebrini merch in there
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Morgan@MorgazorgOct 22
Mfs be jerking off to Hazbin Hotel porn
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my fuckass metrosexual roommate just farted on an instagram reel he didn’t like
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freaky weird roommate lit sage and celebrini scored almost immediately #What
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BettyBob@GIRLBYEURBIOct 20
I TRIED TO WARN YOU PEOPLE ABOUT THIS LAST YEAR AND NO ONE EVER LISTENS THE BENSON BOONE IS MISSING AND NONE OF YOU CARE.
Clothes-Minded Individual@NBABabySecretFeb 3
TheBooneClone can’t flip #TheBooneCloneCantFlip #FlippingCannotBeCloned
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one of my roommates fell asleep on the couch next to me and our other roommate saw us and turned the lights bisexual #getmeout
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BettyBob@GIRLBYEURBIOct 20
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if the masses could be normal about it id be a he/xe in a heartbeat
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chris
@1vysaursOct 18
babe are u okay? you barely fed our confusing bond today
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turned on my dorm shower and the water was brown
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dude just sent me an airbuds reaction without texting me back first #fuckyoudie
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IsoIsoIsopod☭@unlikelyopponenOct 18
Replying to @slopburger
I hate it when people are like “wtf don’t blow vape smoke all over my pizza” first of all it’s not smoke it’s some other shit and second scientists don’t even know the long term ramifications of it yet
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