I stepped on an ominously glowing claw-shaped big rusty nail in the local forest and got infected with fucking Dragonsplague fuck my life

I just invented a “Irresponsible Spending Habits”

Everyone is so horribly fucking entitled. Nothing will ever be enough

Why are people unable to appreciate video games without whining and pressuring the developers to haul ass to make more immediately in the same breath

at least it's not cutting off circulation so there's no real danger, but it gets stuck on my second knuckle unless it's in a really specific position where it can actually move out. i'll get it off at some point

this stupid fucking ring has been stuck on my finger for like 14 hours now i'm legitimately going to backflip into an active volcano

Can you take my evil ass to Bladeecity

week

my unopened can of monster ultra strawberry dreams just called me "male socialized"

to love me is to suffer me

Sorry I didn't get up for three hours after waking up I had to compile shaders