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jason xd

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25 • htx • writer • @presentstudios • @Moonlit_Mellows
Joined May 2017
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Yeah.
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eklige@ekligeNov 3
who tf gave my kids ram for halloween🤦🏼‍♀️
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This is genuinely how it felt watching Texas break free of the Red State curse
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Funniest part of Election Day is half yo co workers gon be PISSED tomorrow but they can’t say why lol
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Does that shit say 1932
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexNov 4
BREAKING: Kansas has elected its first Democratic senator since 1932
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DUDE WIPES™️ are now THEY/THEM WIPES™️ until further notice.
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MY GOVERNOR IS MEXICAN MY SENATOR IS A FREAK MY TEXAS IS BLUE MY PRONOUNS ARE YALL YEE FUCKING HAW
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LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKIN BLUE YALL WE LOVE TO SEE IT, OH MY GOD😭
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Dean@Cool_DeansNov 4
We thought it was Joever, but turns out we were just getting Jarted
clementine (@clementineultra) profile pictureclementine@clementineultraNov 4
Biden refusing to drop out as part of his master plan to create a 2026 blue wave and guaranteed decade of congressional control
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🚨 BREAKING: James Talarico has officially won the US Senate race in Texas.
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Bringing your dog around some real Dog OG’s to scare his ass straight is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen LMFAO
Gazetory (@gazetory) profile pictureGazetory
@gazetoryOct 26
Köpeğinin agresif davranışlarını düzeltemeyen bir eğitmen, eğitimli köpeklerinden yardım aldı.
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My Mixtapez
@mymixtapezOct 26
Tyler James Williams is having a full-circle moment as he returns to Sesame Street for its upcoming 57th season, 26 years after his first appearance on the show 🥹❤️
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THIS IS SO HARDDD 😭 😭 Archaludon.
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If one of these Pseudo-Legendary Pokemon had to go away forever, which one are you guys choosing?
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Oh that’s…oh….
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🇲🇽@whocriednicheOct 21
Teacher called and suggested my son be put in special ed.. but I been doing his work
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Yugiman101@Yugiman101Oct 21
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« J’ai vécu 26 hivers, aucun n’était aussi froid que l’août où tu es partie. »
arda (@vurgunvebela) profile picturearda@vurgunvebelaOct 17
26 kış yaşadım hiçbiri gittiğin ağustos kadar soğuk degildi
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Ty🎉@Tyrocks12tyOct 20
This is nasty slander 💀
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Metal Queer Solid (@Frog_collector_) profile pictureMetal Queer Solid@Frog_collector_Oct 19
Replying to @NinjaOfPropechy
Luffy's toonforce doesn't effect Naruto because he was too poor to watch cartoons as a kid
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did mew2king ever go to the doctor
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