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Joined October 2018
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If you put mouth in women convo you go just look like mumu They're saying this makeup looks bad but it's better than 90% of makeups I've seen
A Unilag student did this for my birthday last year, I paid 10k. This picture is unedited, and I loved how the makeup matched my skin tone perfectly. Charging crazy prices doesn't prove your skill.
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Always interesting how some people just pick up new “social justice” to be angry about, with zero understanding of what they are fighting against.
I’m dying of heat because you weirdos wanted to ask ChatGPT how you would look in the seventies. Rubbish!
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10 years straight and your license is seized. People as stupid like this should not be amongst humans
Ah but the driver ?🤣🤣🤣Hajia is even shouting Jesus 😭😭😭
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This country gats work, I don tire to dey waka collect fake hailing from hungry people
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Tubular Batteries in 2026?
A 40KVA solar power system donated by Senator Sharafadeen Abiodun Alli, PhD, that powers the entire Federal Science and Technical College (FSTC), Igangan. Sadly, an intervention of this magnitude did not receive the media attention it deserved. Simply because the facilitator does not want to. Lol
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Rich Arabs are in western countries doing all sorts of drugs, sleeping with escorts but you can’t even try half of that in their countries without getting offed.
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my first birthday mind you 😭
If you're a Yoruba woman, there's no how you don't have at least one childhood birthday photo in Gèlè. Let's have it. 🫴🏾
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The irony about the gulf country Royals is that they portray their countries as bastions for morality, meanwhile, they come to Europe and especially the UK to live their degenerate fantasies. They also do these things with impunity.
Royal passed out on London street with three-year-old child after cocaine binge
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Year 26! 🎈✈️
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Ekuke puppies go just fine scatter Na when e start to grow e go show him true image😂😂
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I just find it funny how Arab royals can come to the UK and get absolutely shitfaced on Class-A drugs but want people executed for doing the same thing in their country 😂
Royal passed out on London street with three-year-old child after cocaine binge
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Sucking their dicks makes them even angrier
Gonna dress even sluttier to anger the misogynists. Fuck em.
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My portfolio has been converting well even without case studies. This week, I received six inbound conversations and two full-time offers with relocation to Abu Dhabi. Adding case studies for Bungee and Avantis this weekend🧙‍♂️
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Genuinely, what would it take for a country like Nigeria to have a class awakening?
Burnaboy driving his Bugatti this morning in Lagos
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If na China be this, Xi Jiping fi condemn this nigga to death for trying to brain rot the citizens.
Make Dey leave this streaming thing for Carter efe 😂😂 him too sabi 🔥🔥 cause watin be this
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The West will assassinate your local government chairman if he fixes the roof of the primary school. That’s why the students are learning under the sun. 🤷🏽‍♀️🙄
"Africa is poor because it is corrupt" What they don't mention is that if you are not corrupt, the West will assassinate you
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Extra props for not being ai slop as well
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wetin be this fugazi mommy pandemic wey dey sup?
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pov: you applied at an “oyinbo mentality” company
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Lagos they smell, Lagos they smell. Wo bi to ju pali si! Obun!
We don kuku start our own party inside traffic 😑😑
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