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Detroit, MI
Joined June 2025
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slingshot with 45 hours on splatoon raiders and motion controls has me moving like this
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I’m getting plastered plastered and uninstalling Twitter until I remember it exists. Goodbye snoomfs!
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Really?! A girl put a cigarette out on my chest??? Ah… it’s too erotic, I can’t take it!
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Tweet inspired by my soggy wet American spirit black becuase i salivate more than normal
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deleted my last tweet bc it kind of gave me the impression that u guys would see me as someone who sees all nudity as sexual which is not the case
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i also rlly dgaf if any of my mutuals post nudes / explicitly content we are all humans at the end of the day lust is simply part of our nature
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Charlie Kirk once said that Texas would never turn blue in his lifetime. And what do you know, he was right.
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Definitely not what I asked for.
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Almost overnight, piracy has gone from 'we're making this unsupported triple A title available at low prices to counteract corporate greed' to 'I just wanna steal shit'. It's not about simping for a company, it's seeing how untenable this will be for an already fragile industry.
GREEN HAT KID NOW RUNNING NATIVELY ON PC WITH HIGH FPS AND ULTRAWIDE SUPPORT 🚨 A new showcase just dropped for the native port, and it’s coming along fast. Ultrawide and higher framerates now work, VRAM and memory usage are way down, and shaders and effects render almost perfectly. The dev says it’s officially dropping on their GitHub today.
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give her 5000 years and she’ll become really adorable
wait that's adorable
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twitter keeps putting people who blocked me on my tl
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i like feet in a way that’s more sophisticated and better than you
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"Are u a top or a bottom" I am the Cuck
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I’m a demon with these motion controls
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bark I’m getting a tattoo tomorrow I’m kind of nervous
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How it feels loading up the 180th Fortnite match of the day because you missed out on omega lights and will never let yourself feel that way again
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snail made this tweet bang in a cave. with a box of scraps. they didn’t need an Instagram meme image dump to make this bang, so why can’t you make this tweet bang!!!!!!
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this one miiiiight be a subtweet at somebody. none of my followers tho so don’t u stress snaillings
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