Beavis H. Presley

You can't "defund" NPR. Most of its budget is from local affiliates, not the gov't, that pay for it.

Ohhh is it Michael? share.google/rnw0poPiOLOcx7K…

Haley Stevens went scorched earth. What a diss to El-Sayed by endorsing GOP Mike Rogers.

NPR/WNYC I won’t listen to a show if speakers say “like” every other sentence.

Just ran 16 miles, did 115 pull-ups.

The unlistenable voice of Ayesha Roscoe comes on NPR and the radio dial moves to another station.

Why do so many adults dress up for Halloween these days? Used to just be the kids back in my day.

A week or so after Halloween, the fun continued. When I was growing up, I’d roll rotten Jack o lanterns down the driveway, watch them come to pieces.

John Cougar / Mellencamp turned out some good hits, but he was such a harsh guy. He was lucky to have a drummer as amazing as Kenny Aronoff for so long.

Dropped the king of secondary deuces (apologies, TMI), on account of the dogs I scarfed down yesterday.

It’s birria taco time. Orale!

My mom wouldn’t give out stuff to trick or treaters until it was getting dark, would tell kids to come back later. I’d always go out after dark on Halloween.

Hear about the misleading dandruff shampoo commercial? Flake news.

Call back later I’m busy downloading the Popeyes app ma ngga.

Getting my Gray’s Papaya dog fix on.

Just came uptown in the 1 train with the riff-raff headed to Harlem and the Bronx, sitting in a small park to collect myself.

When I was a boy, people gave out chocolate bars with razor blades and needles in them for Halloween, and we liked it.

RIP Patrick Stewart