Snarky Devops

Sr. SRE (Service Restart Engineer) wanted: Must be able to restart any and all the things for various reasons.

Remember, there's always money in the grafanastand #devops #grafana #arresteddevelopment

Renaming "code freeze" week to "anyone can deploy except Chad" week. Sorry Chad.

Working on a #golang codebase from 2017 be like

Distributed systems are hard, let's go shopping

Waiting for @GopherCon CFP results

REDIS GO BRRRRR

I'm not a salty engineer, I'm ✨seasoned✨

Schrödinger's SRE: the site is both simultaneously up and down until you open slack

Hot take: #GraphQL is just RPC without discipline or design

Is #Kubernetes down for everyone right now or just me

Back to wordle

2022: Year of #kubernetes on the desktop

It's the end of the weekend and I finally got rails to spit out a new error

SRE lifehack: when you're violating error rate SLO, just setup a load generator against /robots.txt to balance it out with some HTTP 200s :chefs_kiss:

(27594746 row(s) affected) 🙀

#Kubernetes - the slowest way to build a website and the fastest to burn it to the ground

Passive aggressively responding "tentative" to every meeting invite

<some meme about the notch on the new MacBooks>